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麒麟费了三个月终于在网上约到了一个辣妹..
见面,开房,干柴烈火..
妹子喘息着去包里拿准备好的TT。
”不用这个..”麒麟伸手阻止她。
”你疯了?怀孕怎么办!!”
”不是...我已经射裤裆里了..”

霜霜:借酒消愁愁更愁,买根黄瓜抹点油
基佬:少小离家老大回,菊花已成向日葵
老王:两情若是长久时,晚上再日也不迟
网友:一骑红尘妃子笑,专程赶来打一炮
大师:劝君更近一杯酒,贫僧昨晚干一宿

相亲!
女“那个.....你平时都有些什么爱好呀?”
男“我啊!就是看看书,打打飞机之类的。”
女“啊,你怎么能做那种事情啊!”
男“哈哈,我逗你玩的呢!”
女,“我就说嘛.......吓我一跳.........”
男“我这种人怎么可能看书嘛.......

坐公交,见一猥琐男不停的蹭前面一妹子的屁股,我最见不惯这种人,顿时起身让座给那妹子,妹子不停的谢我,我意会的笑了笑。可正义的我岂能轻易的放过那混蛋,于是我站到了他的身后。

上联:铺盖盖郎郎盖妹。
下联:床垫垫妹妹垫郎。
横批:洞房花烛

白雪公主结婚后身体一直很差,王子带她去医院 检查,结果发现公主只剩一个肾了!王子问她为什么。
公主回答:“我在森林隐居时,有一天, 一个巫婆敲门问我说,孩子,要个苹果吗?”

永远忘不了当年女生宿舍下那个男生辛辛苦苦把 几十根蜡烛摆成一个心点燃,我喊出玉树加油这 句话的时候那哥们的眼神。。

外婆看到苏有朋版倚天屠龙记里张无忌和赵敏在 一起感叹了一句...这孩子不是和小燕子处吗?咋 又和这姑娘了?眼睛也怪大滴~

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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