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我说：“妈，那我努力要强……我要当那拉粑粑的。”
刚刚爸爸妈妈吵架了，妈妈直接摔门出去了。。。
我给她打电话：快回来吧，爸爸收拾一点换洗的衣服，走了。
她急坏了问，带多少钱，我说就带十块钱，她问我怎么没留爸爸，我说，还带了洗头膏和搓澡布。
女孩哭着跑去父亲哭诉：“老公打了我一耳光。”
父亲：“你俩怎么回事？”
女孩：“他昨晚没回家，我质问他跟哪个死贱货鬼混去。”
呯！父亲打了女儿一耳光，怒斥道：“下次说话注意点！
小时候，老爸教我做饭，对我说：“男娃儿要会做饭，否则以后婆娘生气回娘家了，还不得饿死。”
多年以后，媳妇和妈在外面看电视，我和老爸窝在厨房。
儿子每天都笑得很开心。
我问儿子：“为什么你天天都那么开心？”
老公在旁边说：“因为他没老婆。”
有个朋友，男的，问他儿子：你更爱爸爸还是妈妈？
孩子想了会说：妈妈。这个时候爸爸把胸脯掀开说：
你居然更爱妈妈，你看你把我喝得奶都没得了，
你妈妈的还有那么多。于是孩子很感动的说：爸爸最好了！
今天早上小区门口，一辆车要出门口，前面一70多岁老人住着拐杖在车前慢慢走……
车过不去，老人就是慢慢走，特别慢，我还想着这司机脾气挺好，也不按喇叭，也不叫，只见一四十多岁秃顶中年探出头来说“爸你别玩了行么我快迟到啦……”
然后老爷子利索的走开了……
今天听邻居跟他儿子对话如下：
熊孩子：爸，将来有钱了我就买个飞机，天天送你上班。
爸：你都买的起飞机了，还TM让我上班？
昨天去吃烧鸭饭，隔壁桌坐着一对父女，女生目测在读高中。
烧鸭饭刚上来，大叔就一直把他的烧鸭往女儿盘里夹，嘴里还说：吃多点吃多点！
我感动了：真是中国好父亲！
但是，大叔接着说：吃多点，吃个大胖子，没人追就能好好学习了！
昨天带儿子去公园玩，为了锻炼他，路上我就没让他坐他的儿童车，而是让他推着往公园走。
没想到才几分钟他就坚持不住了：“爸爸，我推不动了，能让我上车吗？”
我扭头说道：“再坚持一下，马上就到了。”
儿子一脸委屈：“那你先从车上下来好吗？”
孩子一直在哭，爸爸问他为啥，孩子说：“我饿。。。”
爸爸说：“儿呀，你要吃什么尽管说，哪怕龙肝凤髓，爸爸也给你弄。”
孩子说：“我只要吃饭。。。”
爸爸骂道：“这刁孩子，没啥你要吃啥。”
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
