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禅师有个弟弟,有一天,他找禅师诉苦,
禅师突然亲了他一口。
弟弟恍然大悟:“哥,我明白了,您是让我向您一样友好的对待身边每一个人吗?”
禅师瞪了他一眼,道:“哥吻滚!”

父亲常常告诫我:“只有抵得住种种诱惑的人,才能成为一个有用的人。”
我时刻铭记在心。
虽然外面不停有人吆喝: “豆浆,烧饼,油条罗!”
我仍不停地告诫自己: “抵住诱惑,一定要坚守在被窝里!”

大人们看见司马光砸缸,上前问道:“你怎么不砸别的,司马?”

一乞丐端着个破碗走到我跟前说帮个忙吧,我犹豫了一下,于是就帮他端了一会。

有一可爱小女孩,刚长牙齿,所以总是流口水,哥一看就喜欢,不是因为别的,主要就是长这么大,第一次碰到看到我会流口水的女生……

刚刚开车去商场买东西看到一个女生连倒三次都没把车停入车位,看得我好着急,于是指挥她把车挪出来,让她看我示范一次,一次就成功!然后我又给她讲解了停车的各种要领,现在女生找车位去了。

今天碰到一个神经病女,我只是看了她一眼,她就打了我俩耳光,哥是一个有素质的人,什么话也没说,就离开女更衣室回家了!

一根香肠进冰箱歇凉,然后看了看身边的一根:“哇兄弟,你冻得全身是冰,不会有事吧?”
另一根说:“不好意思,我是棒冰。”

问:一天中哪个时刻最着急?
答:12:59,因为。。。快一点啦!!!!!

“公孙先生,这段时间事务烦杂,实在是辛苦你了。”
“应该的,嘿嘿。”
“讨厌了啦死鬼,不要叫人家小名了啦么么哒”

在街上捡到一个钱包,幸好里面有失主的姓名和电话,于是我就打给了他,叮嘱他抓紧时间去买个新的。

“孩儿他爸,咱儿子买手机被宰了!”
“啊?他给了多少钱?”
“他没给钱。”

贼甲:“今夜伸手不见五指,走,咱们去干一票!”
贼乙:“我喜欢在漫天星的夜晚动手。”
贼甲:“你好特别!”
贼乙:“不瞒你说,我外号星光大盗。”(贼甲一下将贼乙扑倒。)
贼乙大惊:“你想干啥?”
贼甲兴奋道:“我今生最大的心愿就是希望能上一次星光大盗。”

╭∩╮完结

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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