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其實，本人已經寫了一篇關於TCBC黨的選後報告及政治走向，但考慮到國際形勢，暫時不發佈。
選戰過後，又回歸平靜，就清談一下。為了報刊獎金，衝衝訂閱率，希望由吃樹皮，變成吃優質的樹皮> <
本想談談周思來國宴的故事，但筆者在我老家戰略要地論壇曾談過，所以談談另一個故事。
在我國一個戰亂的時代，已經忘了是隋末，還是五代十國。有兩個當兵的，路經一間房子，剛好有些餓，就進了民宿。一進門之後，發現兩名民女，應該算不上國色天香，但你要知道，當兵的身旁無女，加上肚餓了，所以標準就低了……
是夜月黑風高，雷電交加，民女越叫不好，士兵就越加亢奮。由於有2名士兵，所以要乘2。
另外，士兵在古時收入低微，加上是低級的，所以無錢支付肉金，穿回盔甲拍拍屁股走了。
鳴呼！可憐的兩名民女，只好衣衫不整地跑去軍營，向將軍申冤。由於故事設定，所以將軍沒有起色心。當然，筆者不排除將軍級都是晚晚夜出軍營去紅燈區，所以標準高了一點。不過，由於古時無電燈，加上民女又窮得無錢買藍苺，所以看不到強姦犯。
正義的將軍當然急中生智，於是集合所有士兵，叫道：「我軍今天捉到這兩個女間碟，在我們嚴刑逼宮下，她們供稱曾遭到我軍兩名士兵強暴，本將軍要嘉獎他們，但不知道他們是誰，有沒有知道的人可以告訴我？」
其實，筆者看到這裹，也是看不懂的，你強姦兩名女間碟，有甚麼值得嘉獎？所以，筆者認為兩個民女一定是醜女，因為只有醜女被寵幸，才會被視為豐功偉績。
結果，正如聰明的讀者所料，兩名士兵跑出去領功了，然後被拖出去GG了。
這件事告訴我們：「故腦殘者無藥醫也」
筆者：
Colands V Bismarck
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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
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