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AH333 , Gabriel after the liberation of eIsrael from eChina. There you go. BTW this interview was created late at night so we didn't actually look at who won the elections... But now I know I lost 
Tyrion Lannister - the midget who pulls the strings. "As a short guy he is my role model"- Gabriel
Yo
Yo
Wazup?
All good
How do you feel now that Israel is liberated from China?
I feel good, of course. No one likes to be deleted. I am a little worried about the future- Israel has no real place to go - but I am sure it will all work out.
Do you want to say something to your citizens who fought without any external help for the liberation? To your allies?
(Clue: Thank you, we couldn't have done it without you)
My "thank you" is saved for Iran. I beleive our citizens and military units helped, but the final step and the highest price are Iran's. They prove once again that they are the best allies we could ever ask for.
You can say thank you to more than one person or country.. For instance you can also say thanks to individuals... I know of a man who flew all the way from Romania in order to clutch and win a round in Beer Sheba
Yea, you are right. Thank you Issac, you are Israeli hero. Happy?
Isaac* yes I am! Did you notice that when you came in to CP job Israel dropped in ranking from biggest country to 7th?
That's because I am a horrible president.
Your words.. Not mine. Who do you think we should have as CP instead?
Now, to be serious, the baby boom didn't went as good as I hoped. It is nearly impossible to make a good one with the new servers, and now that Israel don't have wars it will heart the new players. I am still convinced we did a nice job,
itay86 is a great MoI. Our newbies unit is full all the time, so I think we are in a good place.
(Complaints in private about talking in the middle)
So what you're saying is that the stronger players left and you're full of noobs instead? Truly a great CP. Especially since there are less players now than 1.5 months ago
What...? No, that's not what I'm saying because it's not true. We were bigger because of new players, players who left.
Yet when I was vice commander of the noob MU it wasn't full and we had more citizens, explain?
Answer is not that I was a bad vice commander
Well, I don't realy remember how many citizens we had months ago. Just that on the day the baby boom started, wich was 4 days after I became CP, we had about 280 citizens.
If so good job. I don't actually care about that just wanted to get you out of your comfort zone
If so, good job
Well played!
Economically you got a great minister and vice and the country is thriving. What do you think about that?
I thank god every day for
★ conanh . You can be sure that without him, I was lost. Being MoE is a ungrateful job- managing the Org and the economy is realy hard and boring. When you are in touch with people, they usually want money from you. It's a key position in the government, but you can understand why nobody wants it. Anyway we can be glad- conanh is doing a great job, and our economy will be great aswell.
And vMoE?
vMoE is new at his job, but so far he is doing very well
I know, I am..... Can I ask you a personal question?
shoot.
Would you rather brush your teeth with maple syrup or chocolate syrup?
Chocolate. if I am going to lose my teeth, it's gotta be worth it
(short break, and yes I do have ADHD)
What do you think about new e-sim updates?
Well, I am very happy to see updates. It's about time something will happen, because most of those problems were exist for ages. Most of the solutions were good- even really good. My only problem is with the relocation- it will effect the economy in ways I can not imagine.
I know... Prices all went up by a lot. It makes the whole idea of location differences quite stupid. Will it effect the economy in a good or bad way in your opinion?
You can divide "economy" to players and countries. In each, the result will stay the same: the strong will get stronger, the weak will get weaker. Active and rich players will profit from this change, as the strong countries will. The small countries will only lost. Of course I can be wrong, we'll just have to wait and see
But that is capitalism in its basic form. In order for the poor to get x amount of money he has to work much harder and be more talented than a rich guy trying to earn such amounts (not the idea of capitalism but the reality)
Why is it that you prefer capitalism and live in a capitalist country if you don't support the consequences?
I didn't say the result is bad, only it will happen.
But you need to keep in mind... it's a game. Not everything right in real life it true here
Its a game meant to simulate real life. If you can't support such an idea in a game how can you support it in a much bigger and more complex scale like reality?
The truth is I don't realy know. Players are having a hard time to profit even right now, I am not sure we want to make it even harder and make the less active people leave. Anyway I am sure it will be bad for most of the countries.
In real life, you don't have the option to get up and leave. In this game, you need strong people to play and make your country stronger. There are a lot of similar things, and a lot of differences. Anyway I didn't say it's bad- I am not sure about that.
All right, as I know you you would rather have socialism anyway... Pathetic
. the rest of the updates were fine with you?
Socialism? never :O I have a very strong belief about the right "ism" for this game, and you can be sure that's not it. Anyway I like the rest of the updates. I think that the hospital change was perfect but the strength problem needs something more.
(once again changes his mind when he's not in RL)
What do you suggest?
Option to use gold to increase the training progress. Active and talented players will earn gold and get stronger faster. Of course it should be limited- there should be a maximum strength
As a guerilla member I do not approve! As a normal player I got to think about it
Now to the traditional hard questions? Are you ready?
I don't know... it was very weird the last time
I'll take that as a yes. This time it is a different style. All right?
Different how? :^)
Different harder. You got the choice to skip the question and get a hard weird one
OK. Hit me
How did Tarzan learn to speak English?
I would love to but you live far away
He really wanted to bang her so he let her teach him.
One does not simple learn a language by speaking to somebody with no reference and as an adult
That's not true. It's just harder.
You got this question wrong. We'll try the next one. If you were a waffle would you like the ugliest man in the world to rub maple syrup all over you forever or would you rather be stuck as a snowman who always melts and is rebuild all the time... Melting is painful... Its like having all your organs cut off...
WTF
Good luck!
I'll go with the snowman thing, because you can't make it sexual
Really? You'd rather have all your organs cut off constantly then be molested by a man?
Especially since you're a waffle and aren't really aware of the sexual tension between a man and his waffle
Fine, the ugly man thing
Enjoy the sexual tension, just because you aren't aware of it it doesn't mean the man isn't...
XD Now that was weird
You'll never win... I'm more witty than you
Anything to say to the people who voted today?
Yes. I hoped you chose an active player, with common sense. That's all you need to be a congressman
So... Me?
Among others
In case I wasn't elected: "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." –Winston Churchill
Otherwise thanks to my voters and to you Gabriel for wasting your time thinking about waffle rape
LOL thank you too... I am allways happy for an opportunity to talk with my citizens
Good luck with getting global
I'm not 'your citizens' I am your king, your oppressor, the puppet master. Is that clear?
Tell yourself what ever you want. But tell it to yourself
Go to sleep it is past your bed time
Good night...
Sleep well, have sweet, independent dreams of a socialist world in which imps rule. Good night
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