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字母过中秋
  24个字母也聚在了一起过中秋节,它们开始争论谁长得像月饼。
  O:我长得最像月饼。
  C:我也是月饼,只是被人咬了一口。
  D:我也是月饼,只是被人切了一刀。
  Q:我也是月饼,嗯……只是露了点儿馅。

蚯蚓馅月饼
中秋节,小鱼缠着妈妈要吃肉馅月饼。鱼妈妈不耐烦地说:“吃什么吃,你姐姐的教训还不大吗?非要吃蚯蚓馅的月饼,结果怎么样?被渔夫钓上去了吧!”

不安全
月饼爱上馒头,拼命追求,馒头誓死不从。月饼难过:(港腔)这是为了什么?馒头:俺娘说啦,你肚子里都是花花肠子。

谁是第一个登月人
一到中秋,就想到月亮,看到月亮就想到嫦娥
所以我的笑话当然离不开嫦娥咯
恩,哼
有一天
一个学生问老师
[为什么阿姆斯壮到月球上时
没有看到嫦娥]
<阿姆斯壮是第一个到月球上的人>
老师想了好久好久
最後
他说........
.........
因为嫦娥在奔月的时候
被流星撞死ㄌ

豆腐月饼
中秋节,一对情侣在阳台上一边吃月饼一边赏月。
女生向皎洁的明月鞠了一躬,坐下咬了一口月饼,说;“但愿人长久,千里共婵娟。”
女生的鞠躬让男生的眼睛一亮,就咬了一口月饼说:“举头望嫦娥,低头吃豆腐。”
女生不解地问;“怎么是吃豆腐,是吃月饼啊。”
男生窃笑道;“我吃的是豆腐月饼。”
女生去抢男生手里的月饼:“让我尝尝,我还没吃过豆腐月饼呢。”

“中秋日饼”

有位店主在产品名牌上把“中秋月饼”误写成“中秋日饼。”
一个顾客对他说:“这月饼的‘月’字,写的是个白字。”
店主一本正经地说:“哪里是‘白’字?‘白’字上头还有一撇哩!”

中秋节买月饼笑话
过节了,一男子买了几块月饼,想着晚上就能就谗了,.喜滋滋的捧着月饼回家,心里这个高兴呀..
过马路的时候赶上红灯,可这男子一向不遵守交通规则,瞅见个空子,赶紧一路小跑想穿过去 献祝福网
可是,一不小心,手中的月饼滚出去一块,正落在马路中央.....
这时,恰巧一辆汽车开过,正压在月饼上...这名男子心疼的直跺脚,等车过去后,赶紧跑过去拾月饼...
可是,月饼已经被压在马路里面...,男子趴在地上,左抠抠右抠抠上抠抠下抠抠怎么也抠不出来,
由于在马路中间,男子又比较占地,周围又有一群人围观,一时间造成了交通堵塞....
男子趴在地上,憋出一脑门子汗还是无济于事.....正在绝望之际,忽然旁边一个看热闹的说道:
"胖小伙子,你这样抠是抠不出来滴,赶快到对面买根油条过来,拿油条撬月饼一准能橇出来.....".

三女婿中秋
中秋佳节,三个女婿和自己的妻子都带着礼物一起到老丈人家拜寿。晚上,一家人围在桌前一边吃饭一边赏月。正在兴头上,老丈人说到:今晚我考考你们三人的学识,每人作诗一首。诗的每句分别要带“圆又圆、少半边、乱糟糟、静悄悄”。
  大女婿是秀才,首先念到:“中秋月儿圆又圆,初一月儿少半边。乌云来了乱糟糟,月亮来了静悄悄。”老丈人听后很开心,连声说好。
  二女婿是个商人,也念到:“中秋月饼圆又圆,咬了一口少半边。老鼠来了乱糟糟,猫儿来了静悄悄。”老丈人听了,也很开心。
  三女婿是个屠夫,粗人一个,急得满头大汗,三女儿在一边催促,逼得他实在没办法。他就硬着头皮上,笑哈哈的念开了:“岳父岳母圆又圆……”老丈一听心里很高兴;三女婿一看老泰山很开心,说接念开了:“……,去了一个少半边。哭得家里乱糟糟,一块完完静悄悄。”

浪漫的中秋
中秋佳节,皓月当头,庭院流水边,虞姬小鸟依人地靠在霸王项羽的胸口。
在这如画般的景色里,一片乌云飘过,夜色变得朦胧。佳人转头看着身旁的霸王,呓语着:“项郎,这样的美景,让人不自觉得会做很多傻事啊!”
项羽闻言,深有体会地赞同说:“是啊……去年向你求婚时的月光比现在还要朦胧。”

中秋节了,
我想吃这种月饼:
它以油和面,
擀成层层叠叠状,
表皮蘸上点芝麻然后放到饼铛里烤至表皮酥脆金黄。
趁热剖开填进驴肉做馅儿,
最好再搁点香菜
……
它还有个别名叫驴肉火烧。
但是我吃到的月饼是白面皮白面馅的,
也叫馒头。



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