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2 一天，老公下班回家。吃饭闲聊的时候，老公 说道：你知道吗？我们的办公室主管背着她老 婆带了个女人去宾馆开房了！ 刚说完，老婆的 碗掉到了地上，眼泪汪汪地说道：我就知道这 事瞒不住你！！！
3参加一朋友婚礼，我被分配到的那桌，大部分 人相互间并不认识，一哥们儿为了缓和下局 面，想打开话题，上来就问，你是南方的？我 也没多想，直接回答“东北的”！那哥们儿先是 一愣。做了个短暂无语状，然后补充到:“我是想 问你是男方，还是女方朋友……”
七夕节去卖花了 碰到一对男女 我问 先生，为 你的她买一只花吧 男的说 嫂子你要吗 女的说 不用了 被你哥知道多尴尬…我…………
朋友的弟弟车祸飞出去七米毫发无伤 就是因为 背后有大书包垫着 他说这是他第一次感到读书 有用 知识改变命运
刚才看到有人打小偷，都出血了。我不忍，便 劝说别打了吧，都出血了，然后>O<然后那个 小偷居然说“哥，别救我了，你快跑吧。”我 去！
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
