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1.,,,,今天闺密跑来给我哭诉,说她男朋友怀疑她出轨,她用了一个比喻句形容了这件事,她说:如果我是网,他就是上网的人,上了那么多次不交钱就算了'还整天怀疑别人在蹭网!瞬时我和我的小伙伴们都惊呆了!!

2.我大学有一同学为了省钱,身上从来不带钱,哪怕花一块钱都找人借。等算着到一百了,就取一百块一一还上。从不赖账。

3.大一的时候上大课,和宿舍对面的哥们在靠后一点的地方坐着,我把裤带前面弯起来顶着上衣,看起来像是硬了。然后让他看。正笑呢,结果余光看到一个妹子吃惊的表情,我赶快就用手拍平了。结果妹子痴呆了都~

4.邻居家兄弟俩,哥哥读小学六年级,弟弟读二年级。割…………一天下午兄弟俩瞒父母去河边游泳,他爷爷从河边路过,顺手把他们放在岸上的衣服抱回家了,裤衩都不留一条。傍晚,看到哥哥光着身子把弟弟抱在前面回来。他弟弟各种不愿意说:“不用你抱,放我下来我自己走,我鸡鸡不大我不怕羞。”

5.你能想象当你饿慌慌的到超市拿根火腿肠边吃边掏钱的时候发现旁边有个娘们正用同样的东西喂狗的心情么

6今天一朋友玩我手机突然看见我闺蜜的照片突然对我说 哇 这个女的好漂亮 好像网络图片 于是我就一脸卖萌的看着她 说 那我呢 那我呢 我像什么? 她表情顿时凝固了 姜了十几秒后很认真的对我说 你像QQ表情 额 QQ表情。。。。。

7.移动的网络就是省~~~~别的网络不小心点到下载就会损失很多流量,移动点了5分钟后想起来,还没开始下载呢!哦耶!

8.怀孕后两个多月,各种变丑,皮肤变黑,毛孔变大,还长了好多痘痘。然后跟那些生过的妈妈交流了下,回去后,我跟老公说,我这现象有点像人家说的怀男孩的表现啊。他来了一句,万一怀的是女汉子呢……

9.‖转‖一哥们有纹身,忽然间发现纹身色淡了,就到纹身店去上色,老板又是擦药水,又是抹药膏,后来又给用纸巾都擦掉了,我哥们问怎么了,老板说没掉色,泥多,给盖住了,回去洗个澡吧,洗个澡吧。。

10.LZ汉子,身高185cm,体重104kg,。。。割不割。。。午睡完出门,迷迷糊糊准备去超市买烟,过小路路口感觉腿上一疼,一个妹子骑着电动车撞我身上了。我竟然没事,妹子趴下了。赶紧拉起妹子扶起车来说对不起,妹子哇一声哭了,掏出手机打电话,我以为叫人呢,结果电话接通妹子来句。臭老公,你给我买的什么破电动车啊。撞人都撞不过。。撞不过。。。合着妹子你是专门出来撞人的啊。。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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