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1.一天和朋友在餐馆吃饭，上来一道菜，特别咸，我叫美女服务员对她说，你们盐在哪买的，这么便宜，一下给放这么多！那姑娘竟高呼对老板说，老板，这个客人问咱盐在哪买的！ 顿时全场沸腾了 （妹纸有意坑上帝）
2.上概率论课，。麻辣隔壁，，女老师照常脱下外套，，准备上课，，可脱到一半，后排一个突然来了句，，脱，大爷有的是钱，，惯例这不是高潮。高潮是老师hll来一句，，大爷，姐卖艺不卖身，，绝对真事，，我们概率论老师就是这么霸气 （求照片）
3.lz妹子一枚，在室友床上坐着，感觉内衣勒的难受就脱了，lz下铺一妹子说她们以前打工有人说是夏天嫌难受麻烦就给贴个胶带把头头盖住不用穿内衣，lz想了想说呢揭的时候不疼？她知道说了句呢就贴创可贴嘛，lz害羞了！（本人是男的，不发表意见）
4.我家养了一只小狗大概四五年了，很会逗人开心，讨人喜欢。有一天，妈妈对大姨说：“ 我家狗真是什么都懂！ ”我大姨一句话把我妈噎回去了：“怎么的，它跟你说话了？”（我得意的笑~）
5.今天去钓鱼，不小心把车钥匙掉河里了，捞了半天也没捞着，说多了都是泪啊，关键是离家还挺远，没办法，只得开别人车回家拿备用钥匙，回来后见离我不远的一个钓友貌似也在捞东西，问他捞什么呢，回答，他新买的苹果5。。。（咋不出钱请人捞呢）
6.刚刚发现的，对面楼一对男女亲亲我我的，不关灯不关窗帘，半小时总算关灯睡觉了，gc来了，1分钟灯又亮了，只见那男的正在穿短裤，，，，我是不是发现了什么？（没看懂，求达人解释）
7.军训第一天……还没有体会到军训的压力结果.教官中暑呕吐晕厥倒地...刚刚才醒！（像是编的）
8.今天有一人加我，问了我多少岁，我好老实的回答，我19岁啊，他很快说：“我才16，你怎么那么老啊？”在我准备发飙之际，发现已经没有他QQ了。天啊，无法用言语表达我的愤怒之情。。。。（彪悍的95后）
9.lz有个两岁零四个月小萝莉。中午哄她睡觉，老公在玩电脑，萝莉说，妈妈我不想和你睡，我想和你老公睡…我那个汗啊（没说错啊）
10.初三同学都住宿了，我就住学校所以不住宿，前天去同学宿舍玩，看到有洗洁精，他说我好后悔买了这个东西！饭堂的饭菜连油都没有，用洗洁精洗个p啊！我和我的小伙伴都震精了！（洗饭粒不行么）
11.我们家姐妹多，记得小时候买5毛钱一包的方便面，我们都抢着要调料包，因为调料包可以吃很久、而且还可以泡水喝、添的吃，现在想想真傻。（童年往事，不堪回首）
12.我能说我和糗友见过面了吗！现在我居然还和其中之一个相爱上了，想要结婚的那种。。。尼玛！！太不可思义了。。。（建议增加交友版块~）
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
