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1.真事,朋友约我出去喝酒,玩的游戏是猜内裤颜色,猜到了就由内裤的主人喝两杯,猜不到就喝一杯,慢慢的,到我了,我不会告诉你我一共让他们每人喝了十几杯酒,更不会告诉你我老婆给我买的豹纹内裤

2.记得有一次带初恋女友和朋友们去K歌,玩真心话大冒险,刚好女友输了要被一哥们问真心话,哥们说:"你给魏XX说句真心话吧!",女友想想说:"魏XX,我以后要给你生三个孩子(我正得意中),她继续说名字我都想好了,就叫魏酸,魏痛,魏溃疡"

3.昨天去吃烧鸭饭,隔壁桌坐着一对父女,女生目测在读高中~割掉~烧鸭饭刚上来,大叔就一直把他的烧鸭往女儿盘里夹,嘴里还说:吃多点吃多点!楼主感动了:真是中国好父亲!但是,gc来了,大叔接着说:吃多点,吃的个大胖子,没人追就能好好学习了!~大叔~你这是要闹哪样啊,说好的好父亲呢~

4.看上一女孩,每次约她出去,她都要带着另一个女孩一起来,心想这女孩怎么这么不识趣,不知道自己是电灯泡嘛!后来才知道我们三个一起出去、我尼玛才是电灯泡!……仝

5.楼主女,不知道广大女性同胞有没有这种经历,去理发店各种被忽悠,不是推荐你做新发型,就是护理一下。今天去理发店想剪刘海,理发师看了我半天告诉我:你现在不适合剪刘海,你走吧~你走吧~~这辈子第一次被理发店拒绝了~~~~

6.LZ有个兄弟叫孙天圣,割了护士姐姐。。。有一次去医院看胃病,挂了号十多分钟后,出来一位护士姐姐,大声喊:孙大圣在吗,孙大圣。。瞬间全场笑爆。。。

7.撸主男,26没对象,爸妈一直各种逼着相亲,我只好顺从,可是相亲好多次,不是相不中她就是人家相不中我,爸发飙了:只要不是残疾就行啊,别挑了!我脸色动了动,爸又说:要是你喜欢,残疾也行啊……

8.[size=13.63636302947998px]第一堂英语课,老师在提问,说:“下面提问一位名字很好听的女生,王雁微。” 班上男同学都在等着看美女,可尼玛为什么站起来一个身高一米八,皮肤黝黑的大汗……

9.咳咳,咱第一次发,我是妹纸。——家里是卖保健品的,一次有一东北的男人来买性药,我就在家看店,他看了看我说 你一女孩卖保健品你好意思?我呆了一两秒″ 那你一小伙子买伟哥你好意思!哼哼,跟姐斗

10.泡妞你用什么方法?
我们寝室一同学,身体瘦弱,但是面容还看得过去,然后让同寝室两个强壮的同学拎起他,走到一位他看中的单身女面前,然后问:
"这位美女,这个男朋友是你掉的吗?"

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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