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1.同事有个小公主、今年两岁。。。。新人不割。。。那天给她个鸭腿啃、小妞牙口不好、啃着费劲、不小心就掉地上了。突然就被虎视眈眈已久的狗狗飞速叼走、小妞愣了一下就哭着追狗狗。一边追还一边喊：＂不好吃。。。不好吃。。。
2，前天我家水管坏了，各种漏水啊，接了好几大桶。昨天晚上紧急停水，要停48个小时，现在我看着小区里的人来来回回的抬水，突然有种地主的赶脚。果真塞翁失马哟
3.今天和女同事走在街上，一辆车飞驰而过，差点儿撞到LZ。。。。割割割。。。。LZ吓的一哆嗦，拿出烟来点上一颗，说到：抽颗烟，压压惊！女同事道：也给我来一根，我也压压惊。LZ戏谑道：你有精么？此时同事的女汉子形象爆漏无疑：我压。压。月。经！楼主瞬间被打败。。。
4.我一个哥们和我一起去参加朋友的婚礼，酒店电梯里碰一美女也是来参加婚礼的，俩人聊了起来，美女问我哥们你随多少钱？我哥们说2000。美女说不少啊，应该关系不错吧，我哥们随口来了句，关系还行，前天坐公交车刚认识的。
5.今天上语文课，梦鸽.......语文老师食指和中指底部夹着一根粉笔，吸烟的都懂。说到慷慨激昂之处，他把粉笔放嘴里了。。。。。我和小伙伴们都惊呆了！
6.老哥高考结束 家里人想让他上学 他不愿意去 不知道谁介绍的让他去移动公司上班(具体干啥不知道) 哥哥哥～……叔：你不上学将来有啥出息 你就指望在那干一辈子 知识改变命运……此时幽幽的传来一句……：移动改变生活……
7.这几天刚军训完，女朋友被晒的那叫黑啊，我qq上转载了她同学偷拍她的照片，然后发给她看，各种损她，她:“问你怎么搞到这照片的啊？”lz脑子一抽:“我百度搜索最黑的女人出来的啊…”尼玛嘴贱，她现在还没理我。。
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9.本人男，刚才有个座机给我打电话，上来一句 妈，怎么才接电话，我说 啊 刚才有事了， 她一听 打错了，过了一会又打来，我还没说话 上来就说 妈 刚才一个叔叔占我便宜 脸他妈 居然还敢答应 欠揍了就是。 我吊丝回了， 我就是刚才那个妈，
10.班级里有一对男女成天打嘴仗，谁也不服谁，我们都笑称他们欢喜冤家，梦鸽，有一天男的对女的说“我们停战吧”女的说“怎么停”男的说“按照历史惯例”“啊？”“和亲”然后他们就没羞没臊的在一起了……
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
