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2.本人住单位宿舍，80年代房子，隔音那个差。昨晚听到隔壁有呼呼、呼呼的喘粗气声，不对啊，隔壁是个少妇，老公是长年在外的水手，怎么就有那声音呢？今早问寂寞少妇昨晚是否打呼噜，少妇红着脸低头不语。
3.昨天和女朋友吃完晚饭去逛街，回来的路上不小心惹着她生气了。丫的一直往前冲，拉都拉拉不住。没办法就大声喊了句"美女，你男朋友掉啦！！！"
她回过头"掉了再买一个！！！"
我本着糗百的精神来了句"新的哪有旧的用的顺手。"然后我们成了焦点。。。
4.在学校的计划人口免费领取处套套被领光了不算什么，只剩一瓶白白的瓶子，lz以为是润滑油，正准备偷偷的拿走，没想到仔细一看。。。。。。。。。。。。居然是502！！！！！尼玛！！！！！这是谁干的！！！！！
5.Lz妹纸。公司有一同事女，喜欢裸睡，有次家里进小偷，躲在卧室没敢吭声，后来我问她，如果小偷进来了你怎么办？她来句。我会对他说对我温柔点。。妹纸，你是有多饥渴！！女汉子伤不起。
6.你们知道我是怎么让老丈人他们答应我们的婚事的？？？？话说我追了我女人都快十年了，因为家里并不很富有，她家一直没答应。。。。。。上周末我约老丈人吃饭，酒过三巡，我也喝多了，手臂架着老丈人说，怎么样，多个儿子不错吧，来，再走一个～老丈人当时很激动啊，说他自己生不出儿子很遗憾啊，来～再走一个～…………后来事儿就成了！！
7.早上上班，见一粑粑骑自行车，后面带着大概三四岁的宝宝，貌似是去幼儿园。正在这时，粑粑的屁股从车座上起来了，我还在想怎么回事，就见后面的宝宝捂着鼻子大声吼:你总是这样！不顾我的感受。。。
8.我一个女同事，单身，蛮清纯的，有一次她自己把手指甲全部涂了红指甲油，而且传了照片到网上，我看到了就对她说，中指涂指甲油影响财运，于是她把中指的指甲油擦掉了。两天后上班我俩相遇，她恨恨的一直盯着我...
9.上班地铁上，快到奥体中心时，听见一大哥打电话说：‘’上次给你介绍的练柔道的女孩，你不见，看看，人家昨天刚得辽宁全运会首金。想知道长啥样？后悔啦，翻翻报纸就知道啦。首金不得奖励台车啊，就这样在你面前开过去啦。‘’
10.LZ在学校是班长，，体能测试，握力项目，，我是第一，不知道班里谁在后面说，没女朋友握力就是好，，我了个擦，，看着班里女生一副我懂了的样子，我真想杀了丫的。。。
11.记得小时候特爱玩街机，游戏币1块3个那种。哥哥给我过，小时候没钱玩，就跑去工地偷铁卖，钢筋什么的都偷，终于有一天，我没几个被工地大狗追了一条街，后来实在没办法，于是，我和我的小伙伴们把我们院子的井盖卖了，一个五块，卖了5个，后来，我们院子醉汉掉井里了，后来被我妈打得再也没去过了。
12.记得大学那会，谈了个对象。谈了大半年，约好了一起出去旅游。夜深孤男寡女的情到浓时，就差最后一步了。说什么我也不肯。突然，他说：＂我就在外面放一放不进去。＂结果。。。唉。人生就是这样。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
