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1.前些天老爸生日的时候送他一部手机。此为背景,梦鸽...........昨天玩他手机发现他开始玩微信了,于是冒充陌生人加上了他。然后....今天他开始跟我聊他有一个不争气的儿子...

2.午睡中。。。。割。。。。楼下一群小孩在那抓蚂蚁,各种惊恐、各种尖叫啊,无奈,起床,默默的往楼下扔了一块钱。。一会儿,一个幸运儿拿着钱跑了,一群小孩追。。。呜呜,安静了,睡觉~

3.首发。发个2货朋友的。一次我们一起去一家新开的鞋店看鞋,她看到一双鞋子比较闪就问老板价格,老板说:小姑娘你眼光真好啊,一下就看中我们镇店之宝。我那二货朋友说:真是镇店之宝么?老板非常确定的说是,结果我那二货朋友说:真是镇店之宝啊!那我不要了,省得你们没东西镇店……我始终忘不了老板那凌乱的眼神!

4.朋友养的一只狗狗,看到朋友吃东西的时候就瞅着他,朋友把吃的东西分些给它。它当时是不吃的,就咬着放到小窝里。再回来瞅着朋友,直到朋友吃完,确定朋友不会再吃东西了,再把窝里的吃的东西叼着到朋友面前吃,朋友走哪跟哪,直到吃完…

5.今天座公交,一哥们还没上车就问司机,你们这路车几分钟一班?司机说九分钟,只听那哥们发着脾气大声质问到,那JB我都等快一个小时了怎么就才来一辆,只听司机师傅缓缓道,我这班是头班。

6.爸爸有个朋友每次请我爸吃饭都没掏过钱。我妈觉得很生气,你怎么每次跟他出去吃饭都是你花钱呢?他又不是没有钱。于是我爸带我妈一起去跟那个朋友吃饭。我妈回来对我说,我第一次看见长得这么寒酸的人,真的不忍心让他掏钱,总觉得他掏了就傾家荡产了……

7.军训苦逼孩子一枚……咯咯咯咯……中午休息时跟教官聊天,有童鞋问教官有没有女朋友,教官说他们全团就一个卫生员是女的其他全是男的,然后我就嘴贱地问了一句“教官你有没有男朋友!”大家各种笑啊……教官也笑……然后下午的军姿蹲姿时间格外的长……

8.在火车上听到的。。不割。。对面一对小情侣,在开一瓶玻璃瓶的果肉,开了半天没打开,女的就拿着瓶子在仔细观察,冒出一句让我憋出内伤的话,不会是有密码的吧。有密码。。。。。

9.同事刚更新的微博:晚上一家子带去游泳,身为胖子的我,一个深呼吸把游泳圈撑破了!28岁的老婆吓呆了,一岁半的孩子吓哭了!

10.当年大学时候,有一牛逼学长在移动硬盘没有普及的情况下将所有的爱情动作片刻成光盘,攒了足足一方便面箱子,目测上千张,毕业的时候杯具了,没法带走,只好分成了好多份走快递寄到工作单位了~终成一代传说

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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