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小陈:“你知道吗?听说老王死了!”小郑:“不会吧?前几天我还见过他,活泼乱跳的怎么说死就死。”小陈:“就是,不过我听说他死前喝了好多酒。”小郑:“醉死的!唉!老王这俩家伙就好这个,想不到竟然因为这个而死!”小陈:“谁说他是喝多醉死的,据说他是死在自己的车里。”小郑:“酒后驾车!我就曾经说过,老王这家伙老是喜欢喝酒后开车,我都说了他好几次了,你看,出车祸了吧!”小陈:“他的车完好无损。”小郑:“啊!那他到底是怎么死的?”小陈:“那天他喝完酒回家正好碰上大塞车,足足塞了三小时。”小郑:“这好像跟他的死没关系吧!”小陈:“怎么没关系,他是让尿给活活憋死的!”小郑:“次奥………”

男甲:你女朋友让我和你说一下,她和你分手了,现在我是她的男朋友!男乙:看来她已经知道了!男甲:知道什么?男乙:她肯定是偷看了医院的化验单!男甲:什么化验单?男乙:今天我到医院,检查出得了花柳病!男甲慌忙走了。男乙:小样儿!想抢我的女朋友,没门儿!

你小时候干过的让你现在想起来最后怕的事是什么? 神回答:小时候穿开裆裤,看着自己的丁丁发呆,想着如果剪掉是不是就会变成女孩了呢,拿起小剪刀刚要剪,妈妈喊吃饭,就把这事忘了,现在想想真后怕…

毕业那年,阳光温暖,班主任带我们来到操场语重心长的说:“不要把遗憾走,爱恨情仇今天在这里就做个了断。”大家面面相觑,同学A看了一下同学B,同学B面部有些抽搐,伴随A的一声大喊 尼玛比操场顿时火爆起来都打乱了,就在这激情时刻我那二货朋友登场了,在班主任不经意间,二货朋友助跑之后高高跃起将班主任踹的人仰马翻,空中还回荡着那句“卧槽尼玛!”
阳光依旧温暖,据说那年他很久很久都没毕业,很久很久。。。

有一次我和同桌玩象棋,因为是在上课时玩的,然后就被班主任逮住了......
班主任:“玩象棋?给老子去办公室!”
倒了办公室后... ...
班主任:“接着玩,玩到我满意为止!”
这是校长来了,来就来吧,问题是这盘棋没下完他们就吵起来了......
班主任:“走车,打他的炮。”
校长:“走马,打他的象!”
直到最后......
班主任:“走开!这没你俩的事了,我要和校长决一死战!”
真是充实的一个上午

名著的简介《西游记》 人妖大谋杀 《红楼梦》 女人国的秘密!一个未成年男人和一群女人在一个花园的故事 《水浒传》 孙二娘和她的一百多个男朋友发生在山边水岸的故事 《三国演义》 基情燃烧的岁月 《窦娥怨》 寡妇血泪撒刑场 《西厢记》 少女失身之后 《八仙过海》 一个女人和7个男朋友在惊涛骇浪中

想起来小时候回家很黑。特别怕。正好有个姐姐骑自行车慢悠悠从身边过。瞬间觉得抓住希望。蹭蹭跟着姐姐自行车跑。姐姐越骑越快。我怕一个人被丢在黑暗里。于是奋起直追。我才不告诉你们那姐最后嗷嗷大哭着把车镫子都快蹬飞了。我也害怕的哭着差点跑断腿。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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