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电梯里听一个小姑娘奶声奶气地唱着国歌:抱着敌人的包裹,前进,前进,前进进……
快递要从娃娃抓起

那天看见一出租车和一辆奥迪碰了,
奥迪车主很是愤怒说你赶紧的给我赔偿!
我这车30多万呢!
的哥很淡定的回到,嚷什么啊,我这车光办手续就30万!

你的梦想是什么

听到哥哥问她五岁的女儿:长大后你要当什么啊?
答:警察。
又问:为什么是警察呢?
答:因为老师常说捡到钱就要交给警察叔叔。

一天晚上干露露召开了她的粉丝答谢晚会,现场气氛很好,来了很多人
多数都是男性,干露露穿着晚礼服从后台出来说:亲爱的粉丝 你们想干露露吗?
大家异口同声说:想!

那天走在街上,有两个小孩在那里玩:”你拍一,我拍一,两个小孩打飞机…“
留我在原地我风中凌乱。。。

5岁儿子太调皮,被妈妈打了,一把鼻涕一把泪,蹦向书房找他老爸哭诉。
“呜呜,爸爸,妈妈她又欺负我了,呜呜..”
“没办法,儿子,我也经常被她欺负。”
“那她欺负你,你为什么不打他,呜呜。。”
“咱打不过。

儿子不喜欢在自己的房间睡觉,总爱溜到他妈妈身边睡。

  平时睡觉前,都是我给他讲故事,可是我有时候讲着讲着就自己先睡着了。

  有一次,我又要给他讲故事了。

  儿子突然神秘地说,他要给他妈妈说句悄悄话。

  他飞快地跑去他妈妈身边,凑在他妈妈的耳朵上说:“等我把爸爸哄睡了,就来陪你睡觉。”

今日开车出游,带上自家孩子一个,姨姐家双胞胎
行之途中,双胞胎之一问我:“姨父,外向和内向是什么?”
我答:“内向就是不爱说话不爱交...”
还没说完,另一个说:“你笨啊,外向就是骚,内向就是闷骚”

刚捞到一个瓶子,她问:“为了自己的恋人,你能戒掉你的什么爱好”
淡淡的一个字:“撸”代表了全部

刚准备出去耍,咯咯咯。
。。我妈问我跟谁出去玩啊,我说是跟几个哥们。我妈说你这不行啊,要多和女生玩,别到时候你们几个跟王力宏和李云迪一样←_←

从今往后,大家不要随便自称笔者了
如今大家已经不用笔在写了,以后自称什么?
如果你用键盘,请自称"键人",如果你用触摸屏,请自称"触生"
如果你用手打字,可称"打手",如果用鼠标,也可谦卑地泛称"鼠辈"。



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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