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1、女生说好冷,三种青年的不同表现:普通青年就脱下衣服给她披上;文艺青年就解开自己衣服把她搂怀里;二B青年说:‘你学我,蹦蹦就不冷了。。
我特么一蹦好多年。。。。

2、经常听到有妹子抱怨说穿衬衣的时候胸那的扣子容易崩开,看了一下自己,我只有肚子那的扣子会崩开(o)(o)(o)

3、和一漂亮妹子聊天,头贴的很近,哥们过来推了一下,差点亲上,我很生气,说了句:你就不能用点劲吗!

4、我有一哥们,大学毕业想去海尔公司,为了全方面了解海尔公司,他连夜看完了海尔兄弟,

5、最可怕的占有欲就是 你不是我男朋友但你也不能有女朋友

6、世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死,而是我对你设置了特别关心,你却对我设置了访问权限。。。。。有没有戳中泪点???

7、老爸买葡萄,九块六,我爸给了十块钱,老板说,记得哈,下次来我再给你四毛,我爸看了看摊位,说我拿个桃子吧,然后他就挑了个比较软的,结果老板说那个有点大啊……我爸看了他一眼说,要不你咬一口……一口……口……

8、小时候夏天吃冰袋,习惯在角上咬个小口子,然后一吃就是一下午,吃完了然后在对着吹气,然后在地上踩一脚。干过这样的默默的举手吧。

9、有一次QQ聊天我给对方发了个大兵就是头戴钢盔嘴叼烟的那个。神回复:你都带绿帽子了还特么这么嘚瑟。

10、笑话每天10条正好!!!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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