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I have to start by saying that none of this is real! That it's a troll article and that i have no intention of offending anyone (except for loako, and hedinho, and pucky and EdenHazard and mostly TarnakPT)




So, 10 days have past since the elections of CP of ePortugal, but it is still having effect on e-simmers.


Everyone remembers the hot scout girl Pucky ?
No? check my last article. Yes? Good


Yesterday was her weeding day with hedinho (yes that ugly dude that was CP of ePortugal, not loako , that one is ugly as Fu** too but we are talking about hedinho ), she was going to become the first lady of ePortugal but TarnakPT won the elections and i can't make fun of him because I work for him now.


Back to the subject, there was no wedding, no one really understood why but word in the street was something about a goat... (for real dude? that piece of women for a goat? I mean...)

Pucky got really mad and went hardcore mode:



This was the last image of hedinho :



That didn't stop the rage of Pucky, that went Rambo style and started shooting the dust that was in the air.



Luckily my boss was there, that great security guy with a lot of muscles and handsomeness and more other great qualities named TarnakPT (can i get a raise now?) and stopped the girl from shooting half of the guests




Now, that was the end of today's report on ePortugal, or not...


Later on IRC i said: "Guys, i'm going to make a new troll article" and they started ratting (term compared to snitching) their companions, all sorts of prints started to appear, really weird ones...


I have to start by saying that ePortugal has a football player, named after a Belgium one and unlikely the real one this is a big huge yo mamma size gay guy that doesn't even now how to play... But we have things on him \o/




Translation: I love you

I want everybody to go: "owwwwww", because it's really hard for a football(soccer for the americans) to come out of the closet. Good one pVe (also known as EdenHazard) \o/


This print here proves that loako is a real bitch slapper:




We hope that the living shit of JamesSDiaz didn't got much damage and wish him a great recovery.
As for loako... well, i hope the Irish dudes know the beast they nationalized.

And now, the real truth about TarnakPT:
TAM TAM TAM! TURNS OUT HE IS ALSO GAY \o/




translation: i never thought saying this,
but turn your ass to me
eheheheh


We wish you a lot of hapinness to you TarnakPT, and we hope to see a marriage between you and pVe , you can also go "angelina Jolie style" and catch all the babies!


And Last but not least the 5 minutes of fame that jdsc wanted:




I had to dress i'm up... my eyes started to burn, yours probably would too...


He says he likes long walks on the beach and sunsets and mojitos and one day he wants to be just like Kim Kardashian and have his own tv show.


Well lads, it's all for today! I hope you enjoyed it (and sorry for my lack of creativity but i gave my word that a new article would come out today and good or bad, he had to come out)
So, Have a great day and don't forget to v+s. And sorry for the mistakes. \o/

BTW I have no problems with gay people, travesty or even people that trade really hot girl for a goat... well with this last one...


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