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同学给讲的真人真事。大一那会他经常去网吧,和老板的猫混熟了,经常那猫就趴在他电脑屏幕旁边看他玩,他也习惯了。~~~~可爱的分割线~~~~某次他去通宵,半夜瞌睡了就趴电脑旁睡着了,醒来一睁眼吓了一跳,那猫抓了只老鼠回来,就放在他屏幕前面,看样子在耀武扬威!

一次喝酒的时候和哥们闲聊,随口问他是党员么?那家伙警惕的看了一下四周,犹豫了一会低头小声的说: 是啊。。尼玛 害的老子都紧张了

一姐们知道老公有三儿后没哭没闹,只是给孩子报了俩兴趣班,给自己办了两张美容卡,给两家老人又买了份意外保,自己买了名牌包和衣服,她老公也并非超级有钱,这份开销不能拮据家人只能拮据小三,于是小三不满俩人不欢而散,这姐们事后只说了一句话:呵呵,和我比花钱?

活了二十多年的女吊丝,第一次有宝马车停在身边,兴奋啊,以为是哪个高帅富看上我了,美死了,结果缓缓伸出一个头,说,小x上班时间你溜达啥呢? 艹,是我们老板…

lz苦逼幼师一枚。割。最近伙食好lz无限长膘 我问班里的一位小正太 老师胖不胖 小正太手指着我肚子说 这里不胖 然后又指着我胸说这里胖。好孩子真是个好孩子

今天一工友为了方便,直接把工服裤子套外边,没裤带。找了半天拿根铁丝系着,一会着急的找我要钳子,问干嘛,要嘘嘘解不开裤带了……

施怀基在微博中写到:我突然发现,西门庆是最大的傻子。要弄死大街上卖烧饼的一个武大郎,何必要去下毒呢?找城管举报,让城管用秤砣打死就好了,反正最后县令会站在城管这边!

如果你看到你的女朋友挽着一个老男人的手在逛街,别紧张,也许那是她爸爸。你问我怎么知道?,,,,,,,多么痛的领悟

公车听后排一个女的打电话给朋友说她如何发现老公有小三最后捉奸在床,全车在晚高峰期的此时,后门开了居然没一个人下车,而我已经坐过五站了

LZ大学僧一枚刚毕业,最近找一工作,师傅说我儿子以后肯定没出息,我说才六个月你怎么知道呢,师傅深吸一口烟无奈的说到,老子给他买了5个牌子的奶粉一个都不吃,TMD稀饭倒是一碗一碗的干,,,这熊孩子没办法啊,,,

我同学快考试的时候买答案。还和卖答案的签的合同。临进考场了。他收到一条短信。哥我是骗子,祝你好运。我同学哭着进考场的。

一次和一妹子吃完饭,出来门口停了辆奔驰slk,妹子流口水的看着。我瞧见了,就很随意的说,喜欢吗?妹子,吃了一惊,看着我,然后狂点头。。。。。那你过去,我给你照个相吧。。。然后,就没有然后了。

早上蹲地上捡东西猛一下起身,头撞到了上面的柜门了。。。割了换糖吃。。。于是发短信给老公,对话如下:"老公,我撞头了,不过还好 没撞傻 就是变成小龙人了,有两个角。""那你现在跟我是一类人了啊!""哪一类啊?""禽兽"我去年买了表!

看电视里男女接吻女的都爱翘起一直脚很可爱,就问媳妇这是什么意思啊?媳妇撇了我一眼说:这动作意思就是你敢不老实就直接一膝盖顶上去。瞬间蛋疼有木有啊、、、



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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