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2.下班做公车回家，在车上玩找你妹，马上就要通关了，耶，通关了。前方到站×××，尼玛坐过了，过了6站，遂下车返回，坐上车就想着不能再坐过站了，司机开车真叫快，转眼8站过去了......8站......徒留我伤悲，
3.无敌可爱老弟才4岁，有一天他去隔壁玩，是一个年轻女老师，正在铺床单，床单很漂亮嘛，然后我小堂弟说:姐姐你的床好漂亮吧，年轻女老师说:那你今天跟我一起睡吧，好不好啊。我小堂弟犹豫了一下，说:不了，我还小。顿时那老师都无语了，不知道怎么接话，然后我们都笑翻了
4.本人资料员汉子。昨天晚上一哥们说，现在经常不运动，俯卧撑都做不了五个了，lz为显示并未在办公室坐残当即表示能做二十个以上，并做现场表演。。。尼玛，做完四十个睡了一觉起来俩胳膊抬不起来了有木有，今早去找领导请假，领导看着我暧昧的一笑，说，小伙子，没老婆也别把手累成这个样子啊。。。我去年买了个表。。。事实不是这个样子的。。。
5.别抱怨生活太累，闯出来就好了。像我以前什么也不是，现在每天都有许多人找我，就连身价百万的老板看见我都主动跟我打招呼：＂服务员，过来一下＂。
6.前两天有事去外地住酒店，刚到房间准备休息，就有一女孩敲门进来问＂哥，要服务不？＂我说＂都会什么啊＂女孩说＂只要哥要求了，我啥都会＂。 ＂哦，这样啊，那你先给我变个魔术吧＂
7.妹纸身高168，体重130，原来也不觉得壮实，直到那一天在东方时尚练车，把档撅折。。。
8.说个我们这儿发生的事，我大姨子姐在农信银行工作。。不久前的一个晚上我们这儿一个女的喝醉了一个人去ATM机取钱，取完钱拿手里就躺那睡着了，她躺那地儿是一拾荒男的窝，那女的一觉醒来发现钱和卡都木有了然后果断报案，次日JC和银行工作人员数名陪她在档案室调监控.此女开始咆哮了：看见没！丫进来了！这B拿我钱了！哎。。。。。他你妈脱我裤子了！然后拾荒男开始工干！工干！工干！工干！。。。。。。。。此女与其老公当场暴走！绝对真事，那女的老公想撤案都不行了，JC已经刑事立案了
9.今天一极品女汉字问我 女明星谁最牛逼？ 我说范冰冰谁的 她都说错 答曰：蔡～依 林 因为人家 日不落 剩下我一人在疯中凌乱了……
10.上班发生的事，早上地铁换乘人特别多，下楼梯，前面一妹子穿着长裙，尼马，都拖地了，不小心给踩了，裙子掉了有木有，直接走光，里面什么顔色就不说了，妹子动作还真快，一把提了上去，我也不是吃素的，立马向左移动两位置，我后面的哥们补了空，妹子提好裙子才回头开骂，那哥们蒙了，用无辜和不确定的眼神看了我一眼，我假装若无其事，就这么过去了。哥们我真不是故意的，道个歉，匿了吧！
11.几人去食堂吃饭，一人说一瘦弱的男生找了个女朋友也各种柔弱，我们看到此男问，你怎么也找个柔弱的啊？他说：没办法啊，我就喜欢半死不活的……
12.半夜十二点，刚K完歌，跟朋友骑着她的电动车回家。。不知是否是小电承受不了我俩的重量，骑出数百米之后突然断电了，然后就各种发不了电（估计是电瓶烧了），于是你就看到空荡荡的大街上出现这样的一幕，一女的坐在电动车上掌握方向，另一女的在后面埋着头，弓着腰，撅着屁股死命的推着电动车向前跑，每百米互换一下位置，路上那些咆哮而过的车都不忘减速向我们投来说不出是同情还是嘲笑的目光。。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
