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1.今天考试。我们都做了小抄。隔壁一吊丝。去考场挑位子(我们不按学号做)。挑了一个很凉快的地。考完悲催的说:老师也觉得那个地方凉快。一场考试下来都没动过。

2.楼主护士…今天做包皮手术一个高中生。刮毛的时候我差点把人给割了。妈呀,跟我电脑里Gv里欧洲的一个水准。二十多啊!!!!!脸直接就红了。护士长批评我见识短。

3.今天看见一老大爷带着他小孙子逛街玩,小孩看见一个卖花圈的,非得要个花圈,那老大爷还真给买了,爷俩扛着花圈回家了……真想跟到他家看看他家里人的反应⊙﹏⊙

4.谨记:妖风发作的时候不要穿裙子!我是不会告诉你那三百六十度无死角的妖风居然一下子掀起了我的裙子,还前后一起起!还是在临上课的人最多的教学楼前面!吓得妹纸只有直接坐到地上!哭啊!几百号人路过啊!我的大红内内啊!大家都笑啊!太忧伤…………太丢脸!

5.lz姐姐是小学老师一枚,一天遇班上两学生打架。姐姐对这两个熊孩子说:“这节课不用上了,你们去操场上打架去,拼命打!”结果姐姐课上到一半,那两个熊孩子回来了,一脸委屈地说:“老师,我们真的打不动了!”姐姐憋到内伤。

6.路见一家人在祭祖,一个小男孩一边烧纸一边偷偷往里面塞什么东西,走进才发 现他偷烧的是试卷,还一边嘀咕,爷爷啊,你年纪大了,多做点卷子,活动活动脑子,不能得健忘症,如果遇到不会的就来把班主任带走,带走……

7.今天考试,上机考,。成绩直接出来了,贾童鞋得了93分很郁闷,我得了63分很开心!这就是学渣跟学霸的差距。。。

8.一早穿着超仙的的长裙去楼下吃早餐,回头率那叫个高呀,心里美的呦~~美美的吃完往回走,碰到妈妈出来吃饭,就在转身的瞬间,妈妈说了句让我立马找地缝的话,闺女你那裙子后拉链怎么不拉上啊,OMG~~~~~

9.LZ在上海上班,在新小区租的房子,每天人不多,,,昨晚下班,进了电梯,突然屁意很浓,按了十一楼看着电梯门缓缓关上,LZ闭上眼睛享受着天崩地裂的快感,一睁眼,一妹子瞪大眼睛盯着我,惊恐中带着愤怒,我靠,?她啥时候进来的,我靠?她按的十四楼?正当我纠结这十几层的时间怎么过的时候,妹子迅速按了四楼出去了,,了,,,你,,算你狠,,

10.今天听同事说昨天在公交车上被咸猪手摸了…她没敢吱声,躲了…后来那咸猪手又去摸别人,我同事急眼了,上去就把咸猪手踹了…
我们正纳闷她怎么挺身而出了…
另外一个同事说…她是怪咸猪手不够专一吧…专一吧…一吧

11.同事闺女三周小萝莉一枚,有次她带她出去玩,指着杨树说:宝贝儿,这是杨树。结果她闺女来了句,妈妈,牛树长什么样!当时她妈妈就石化了……

12.早上上班路上去公厕…遇到熟人…对方问:上班呢?我说:昂是呢…说完了穿裤子走人…突然觉得不对…我真成扫厕所的了?

13.昨日傍晚去农业银行ATM取钱,当时取200大票,取200的时候取款机提示余额不足,脑子发热心理活动是“我艹,怎么到我就没钱了,果断取了100”拿好卡后看到后面好长的队伍,提醒他们没钱了,于是后面的人就全部散了。回去想了下,擦,是我卡里钱余额不足。汗!

14.6月28日8:20,凤凰网消息:国足将力争用10-15年时间在亚洲足坛处于领先地位。这个能算是今天最大的笑话吗?

15.刚听我办公室的mm讲的……她上大学时,她们寝室的一女神级mm被一学长追了两年,终于修成正果,毕业后结婚生子,身材胖了不少,她老公说了一句巨经典的话:“费这么大劲,追回一变形金刚!”

16.今天在赣州坐k25去深圳,在候车厅碰一美女,而且座位号就在我旁边,lz各种兴奋,用尽一切手段与妹子聊天,妹子还答应到深圳一起去玩,晚点3小时,妹子直接退票回家了,lz在候车厅把开火车的祖宗十八代都问候了遍,这注定是场孤独的旅行………

17.吊丝就是一种会自娱自乐的生物

18.看到一朋友发条说说:她讨厌你怎么了,不要放在心上,你还有我!我也讨厌你

19.我想知道有多少妹子夏天坐公交车有坐位也站着,只为不让汗水淋湿了屁股而尴尬……

20.今天无意当中讲了一句去年买了个表!然后我旁边一个朋友说:你老是说去年买了个表,到底那个表在那里啊!当时我凌乱了!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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