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话说孙悟空当了弼马温后有一天玉帝来审查工作,问他:"你最近在干神马?"孙悟空一听,心说"卧槽被发现了,还是赶紧溜吧...."
某相亲网站，一男人自我介绍这写道：俺是个粗人，而且长的不行……于是此男长期占据人气榜首位，点击千万。
大学时候在宿舍，一个舍友拿着镜子照自己半天，突然说：我好帅啊！另一个答道：妈的，你这种人也太狠了，居然连自己都骗。。。
放学铃声响了，学生们飞奔出学校。在通往网吧的路上，两个学生格外引人注目。因为，这两个学生冲在最前面。突然，其中一个学生摔了一跤，在地上打了两个滚儿，额头都蹭出了血。另一个学生停了下来，转身来扶他。 谁知，那个摔倒的学生粗暴的打开他的手，对他吼道：“别管我！快去开机子。。。
有个寡妇去买黄瓜，并嘱咐不要切片，但卖黄瓜的忘记了，还是切了片，那寡妇见了，骂道：“你他妈当我是存钱罐啊？
前些日子遇到位江湖大哥，大哥小腿两边各纹一条鲤鱼，颜色一红一黑，左边鱼头朝上，右边朝下，形态遒劲，面目狰狞，很是骇人。吃饭时终于有人问到了纹身的寓意，大哥点上一只烟，说：”我出生在1976年3月15日...”我们都竖起耳朵，等待着接下来注定血雨腥风的故事。大哥押口烟，接着说：”我是双鱼座”.....
女人就像一列火车，逛。。。。吃。。。。。逛。。。。。。吃。。。。呜~~~~呜~~~~
一句话：一路上，唐僧喜欢哪个妖精，白龙马最清楚。
送一个妹子回家，我们在她的家门外深情吻别，她对我耳语道：“想不想……今晚留在这里？”
“不想。”我说着转身就走。
这女人真是有病哦！我要一整夜呆在她门口干吗啊？
昨天听见邻居在骂他老婆，说她就知道天天在被窝里躺着，家里什么也不收拾，弄的到处乱七八糟。骂的那叫一个难听，堂堂一个大老爷们什么话都骂的出口，要不是因为外面太冷了，我真想从他家大衣柜里出来揍他一顿。
每当有女孩让我评价她们的照片，我一概说貌若天仙。只有在她们追问到底是哪个天仙时才会具体到巨灵神、天蓬元帅、太上老君等等。
我家狗狗tony和老爸捡来养的喜鹊喜儿今天早上不知道为啥吵起来了…这俩一声汪一声喳的吵了小半个小时…tony似乎落了下风，看到我过去委屈的扑在我怀里，泪眼汪汪的看着我，犹豫半天如何帮他，最后我只得冲着喜鹊汪了两声，以证明我的态度和立场……
真心话游戏中，大家问他：”你一晚最多几次？”他红了脸小声说：”七次…”大家起哄叫他”一夜七次郎”，并八卦是哪个女人这么幸福。忽然角落一个低沉的男声道：”最后那次你不是昏过去了？原来是装的…”喧闹声戛然而止。
“俺上学的时候只要买一个游戏币就能在游戏厅玩一个下午”
“什麼游戏呀？那麼牛逼”!
"猜正反面。。。。"
今天在路上看到一帅哥， 乞丐裤，卷发，180左右，遗憾的是他走路时一条腿十分轻盈，另一条腿却在地上拖着，就这么一步一挪，一步一挪，走得艰难缓慢。。他越走越近，泪水渐渐模糊了我的视线，我不知道在他生命中曾经发生过什么，要让青春的身体承担如此不堪的姿势。直到我发现是他的人字拖断了。。
小时候受委屈了就爱闹离家出走，最喜欢的玩具带上，最爱的雨鞋穿上，戴上帽子，所有牛奶都带走，拿根绳子把洗澡用的浴盆绑在三轮车上牵着走，下午出发，浪迹天涯，到饭点回来
睡前我跟女朋友两个人总是隔着一点距离，睡醒后，发现我总是不自觉地靠向她那边。曾经我以为这就是爱的吸引，后来揭开床单，发现是她压塌了那边的床垫。
“吊丝如果不能逆袭那要怎么 办？”
“世袭呗”
“。。。。。”
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
