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1.那一年,初二,包子还是两毛钱一个。。。。。。。。。那天,上课跟同学打闹,被老师揪着耳朵扔出教室,脸都丢了,第二天清晨,老师给我十块钱帮她买早餐,当楼主提着五十个砂糖包出现在她面前,楼主有一种完胜的骄傲。

2.lz男,谁tm出的主意说晚上热醒了顺便帮舍友盖上被子的?当我以一个俯身的姿势帮舍友盖被子时,舍友醒了啊!惊恐的望着我,躲进被子里去了,现在看我的眼神都不一样了!!!

3.这段时间黄金降价了,没得割。今带七岁儿子去金店,看中一个金戒指,服务员计算后说九百三十八,准备付款时,儿子大声对我说:你疯了吧!九百多买个戒指,你给我一元钱,我到我学校买个比这个还大的戒指,上面还有一个好大的钻石……

4.毕业到杭州工作3年,陪女友逛过n次这条街,很多店都有变化,装修的装修,关门的关门,唯一不变的就是这家,店名“最后3天,全场二十”!

5.晚上和男友在语溪公园散步。打闹中。。路过一家饭店。冲出一小孩。叉腰指着男友说。不准欺负女孩纸!再欺负她我就把你打成烧饼!!妹纸我那个激动啊!还没谢他呢。。小孩他爸拿着扫把出来了。。一边揪着他耳朵一边吼:你这一天救多少个女的了啊!!还嫌不够啊!!

6.LZ妹子,有一个姐和楼主都是太平公主……胸都没得割……一次和老姐一起哀叹是不是遗传了老爸,胸这么小,边上的老妈幽幽的说道:“如果遗传你爸你胸现在比我还大……”

7.我一个朋友的事情。她和男朋友下班吃饭,男朋友疑似有点中暑,所以她喝啤酒,她男友喝汽水。一瓶汽水后吐了,老板过来说,姑娘你真厉害,喝啤酒把喝汽水的都灌吐了。

8.家有二货老妈一枚。妹子昨晚跟老妈睡,忘关窗户了。早晨起来鼻子就不通气了。。。突然听见客厅里老妈得意洋洋的跟老爸说:“我半夜醒来就觉着冷,一看闺女窗户没关,就赶紧回咱屋睡了,还好没感冒~” 当时我那幽怨的小眼神。。。唉,说多了都是泪

9.大学时候 在宿舍 一个舍友拿着镜子照自己半天 突然说:我好帅啊!
另一个答道:妈的你这种人也太狠了,你连自己都骗。

10.家有五岁萝莉一枚,超级爱钱!五一出游敦煌石窟,窟中功德箱皆是纸币,行至第五个石窟终于忍耐不住,将我拉至功德箱前,压低声音,满眼放光的告诉我”妈妈,看→_→全是钱“姑娘,这是想带回家么-_-||

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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