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2.大学同班同学，一个挺漂亮的姑娘，特喜欢cosplay，有一次去参加活动，扮一个男性角色，结束之后，有个姑娘问她要电话，说很喜欢她。问她有没有女朋友,我那同学当时就火了，把假发一甩，说:我是女人，不是男人!!!那个姑娘特惊讶的问了她一句:你的胸呢???
3.真事不割，和我哥在商场逛街，一个穿着打扮非常风骚的女子吸引了众人目光，我哥说“一句话形容一下这女的！”我当时不知是脑子短路还是……，冒出了一句“整装待操！”，好吧……整装……待操…… 清楚的听见周围几个大叔噗噗的笑声啊…… 我是不是不小心流氓了！
4.前段时间参加单位培训 认识一特爽朗的妹子 临了有个考试 要拿证～～背景介绍完毕～不会割～考前一天妹子豪脉的说 明天穿裙子 把答案写大腿上～～我那会也不知咋抽的～回了句～让我坐你旁边吧 我不看你答案 看大腿就行～
5.一句话简短不割，记得2000年上大学的时候学校要求转户口，我奶奶说转出去了以后没工作了回农村来连一块地都没有饭都吃不上，硬是没让我转，十几年后发现奶奶说的对。
6.新疆喀什……割了用啥……，一哥们开着三轮车行驶在一个坡路上，遇到特警查身份证，他下车后直接奔路边捡了块板砖折回来，警察一看直接给他来了套漂亮的抱摔，锁喉，一气呵成啊有木有，这货趴地上咧着嘴说，我手刹坏了……坏了……
7.有一二货朋友学医的，割了用什么。。有次考试就他一个人还没交卷，老师急了就催他赶紧交，他说他不会做就死活不交。老师就问他有没有带小抄，他说带了。老师大吼到那还不赶紧拿出来抄！他恍然大悟赶紧把小抄拿出来准备抄，就在他拿出来的那一刻，老师理由充分地把他试卷收走了。。留下他呆呆地看着。。
8.lz男，出于母亲大人的个人喜好本人内裤都是大红的……阉割……最近天气炎热lz经常只穿小裤衩在寝室裸奔，昨晚对面传来一妹纸清脆的嗓音，“对面穿红裤衩的小帅哥，我已经注意你很久了”哥一激灵，难道哥的春天来了？！！紧接着那妹纸又说“你这红内裤该有一星期没换了吧”换了吧～了吧～吧～
9.最近好像流行不割了。。。今天在三年级的老弟被请家长了，一到学校才知道因为他们班一同学拿了家里的两千多块钱给小朋友们发，我弟也拿了一百。后来老师问那小伙子为什么要发钱，那小伙子说，兄弟玩的好嘛，就发点钱给大家花花。。。。。小伙子，你以后一定会有出息的！
10.和女友去吃万州烤鱼，割了老板的，没吃过害怕很贵，就挑鱼的时候，女友一个劲的跟老板说拿一条小的，来一条小的，结果拿了一条最小的之后，女友满意的问老板多少钱一斤，结果老板说，不知道啊，我们按条卖的，
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
