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1.2哥带嫂子回家吃饭,趁着嫂子和老妈在厨房忙碌的时候,2哥对老爸说“爸,结婚后我一个月只有800块零用钱,这怎么够啊。你待会帮我说下呗。”老爸一听忙问到“多少?800?”2哥说是啊,老爸的神情严肃起来了,两腮鼓动,似乎在做什么决定。多少年了我都没见过老爸这样的表情。。。终于,老爸发话了“我一个月才450,你整200给我呗。。”

2.苦逼吊丝电脑维修员一枚。。。割红糖哥去。。。前面接到一个报修电话,说是电脑有问题,能现在过来帮忙看下不,然后我就冒雨忍饿的跑了过去。。。然后。。。她说:你看,360只要86分,帮我弄下。。。我。。。点了下一键优化,100了。。。她说谢谢,没其他事了。。。我。。。。。。

3.下午考英语,老妈给了我一个骰子,遇到不会的你就自己扔吧,,,我上过香的…………

4.刚才宝宝说:老师我明天不来上学了, 我问他,为什么? 他说:地球金刚受伤了,力量水晶也被偷走了 ,我就配合他演了一下 , 我说:你要去拯救地球吗? 他看了我一眼 说:你杂这么幼稚,我要把大结局看完

5.杯具的,找了个文静的女朋友,结果是个二货
…………………………哥本哈根…………………………
跟女友一起吃牛肉面,大碗加肉。此货把一块肉挑lz碗里,问她为啥,答曰保持身材,于是lz把剩下的肉都挑来了,接着二货暴怒道:TMD老娘跟你矜持一下你当真了?把肉给老娘放下!!!然后我俩惊恐对视……

6.大学室友,一天晚上非要在我电脑里拷电影,我问他,要动作的还是搞笑的。没回答,自顾在电脑里找了半天,嘴里还嘀咕说,诶,不可能啊。。然后他发现,在电影文件夹外面属性显示122g,在文件夹里面全选属性显示87g,室友幽怨地说,我要消失的那35g。。尼玛,,消失的,,35 g。。。

7.本人23,刚把齐耳的短发烫卷了…………今天同事四岁的孩子说:阿姨,你老公在哪里呀?我说我没有老公啊!他又问:那你有男朋友吗?我问:你知道男朋友是什么吗?他想了想说:男朋友,男朋友就是以后当老公的人啊,就像妈妈和爸爸!我说:也没有啊。他高兴的笑了笑,说:那我可以当你男朋友么? 我问:为什么呀?他说:因为你的头发好像隔壁阿姨家的泰迪哟,我好喜欢!我:。。。。

8.老师说如果给你们五块钱,两个小时内怎么变成更多的财富。我们组的胖子说买一包烟每人叼根烟去小学门口敲诈。这不是GC,当老师叫他回答的时候,他说买包瓜子买瓶水找个安静的地方思考人生,得到的是精神财富。。。霸气的胖子

9.我有个双胞胎弟弟,长得很像,同学校不同班级。某天,在楼梯口,他们班一女生抓我手说"我终于分出你跟你哥的区别了"。

10.家里开了一家小杂货店,常常有人来买东西装熟人希望能便宜点,此为背景~~~~~~~红糖哥~~~~~~~今天来了一个人,进来拿起一瓶花露水就问:“八块卖吧?”我正欲张口说话,那人又接着说:“我每次在你们这儿拿的都是八块,你爸妈认识我的!”然后丢下八块走了……我只想说,我们花露水一直卖七块…


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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