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先下手为强
小基:如果你中了五百万,第一件事做什么?
小强晃了晃手机说:打电话借钱,把所有认识的、盆友亲戚借个遍。
小基不解地问:你中大奖了,怎么还问别人钱?
小强:他们不借给我,我看他们到时候还怎么有脸向我借!



是不是啊
央视做了一个调查,英语单词:”China” (中国)该怎么念? 穷人读:钱哪? 医生读:切哪? 官员读:权哪? 光棍读:妻哪? 有钱人读:妾哪? 恋人读:亲哪? 乞丐读:去哪? 小偷:窃哪? 强盗读:抢哪? 地产商读:圈哪? 贫民读:迁哪? 政府读:拆哪! 最后得出的结论:政府发音最准确



服了you
小强酒后微醉往家开车,不幸遇到交警查酒驾,于是小强打开车门就跑,交警没追上,反正跑得了和尚,跑不了庙。可小强紧接着让老婆报警说车被盗。第二天车找到了,小强送锦旗到交,一片喜庆!交警高兴地说:昨天那家伙一看就不是好东西,小强默默地汗颜了



算鸡巴毛。。。
一日。副局长在办公室说局长这不行,那不行。就是有点关系才当的局长。讲到动情处说局长算个鸡巴。。顿时大家莫不做声。副局长背后传来个声音。我算鸡巴,那你们呢?副局长急中生智道,我们算个鸡巴毛。紧紧的团结在您的周围。,

像送牛奶的
几娘们巷口闲聊A:你老公一个月忙活你多少次?B:哎,别说了,我那口子像交水电费一样一个月一次!A:那你够走运的,我那口像派传单的随便一塞就完事了。C:你们都自足吧,我那口子像送牛奶的放门口就走了!



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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