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Ni har väntat, ni har saknat, ni har törstat efter bob9:s nästa alster - Citatfilen. Detta publicistiska under som tog hela eSverige med storm har lyst med sin frånvaro allt för länge! bob9 - som själv är för ödmjuk för att komma tillbaka - har därför varit storsint nog att dela med sig av sina allra sista, utvalda citat och jag har fått äran att få publicera dem.
Alltså mina vänner, som en hyllning till bob9:
<Restriction> Vi kommer alla dö så vi kan lika gärna använda kärnvapen för att
<Restriction> bara för att
<Linnew10> Restriction precis
<Linnew10> Bara å spränga hela skiten
<JallooZ> Jag kommer inte dö Restriction, jag har bepansrat arsle!
<daenyboi> Kim Jong el va han heter kanske tänker precis så
<daenyboi> haha
<Linnew10> Vad JallooZ försöker säga är att han är tjock
Simme-Phone> Varför stod det inte "Hahah Simme-Phone allt du länkar älg roligt"
<Simme-Phone> ?
<Consigliere> Älg?
<Simme-Phone> Är*
<trimmarN> HELVETE
<trimmarN> HELVEEETTEEEE
<Consigliere> Vad nu trimmarN?
<JallooZ> Snuten tatt dig igen?
<shaggydoo> Snesteg på dagis
<trimmarN> Försvinner granatäpplejuice från kläder!?=!?!
<Consigliere> Ja?
<trimmarN> Det sprutade överallt!!!!
<trimmarN> Ansiktet, kläderna
<Consigliere> Dagens citat: 22:02 trimmarN Det sprutade överallt!!!!
<trimmarN> HELVETE
<JallooZ> Haft sex med ett granatäpple?
<Consigliere> Blir bara bättre: 22:02 trimmarN Ansiktet, kläderna
<trimmarN> MIN MUSMATTA
<trimmarN> KKKUUUUK
<Consigliere> hahahah (sorry)
<trimmarN> afk ett tag, måste städa
<trimmarN> Är alldeles kladdig
<Consigliere> Haha: 22:03 trimmarN Är alldeles kladdig
<interfusion> CITATFILEN WE NEED YOU
<Consigliere> Bobix: får bli ett nummer av citatfilen - after dark :D
<JallooZ> Inte lätt när granatäpple bestämmer för att komma fort
<Simme-Phone> Är öfs en förkortning?
<_hexagon_> lol
<Simme-Phone> Dasset copy?
<Simme-Phone> Daenyboi*
<_hexagon_> skrev random
<kepakebana> SAKE?=Q"???
<daenyboi> ngxf
<Simme-Phone> Jaha
<Simme-Phone> Godnatt antal
<Simme-Phone> Anyway*
<_hexagon_> men kan betyda ööö faaann skit
* Simme-Phone is now known as Simmesleep
<Simmesleep> Ok
<_hexagon_> eller öö fin slida
<JallooZ> Någon som känner för att ge mig 25G på Suna?
<keviniman> nej
<emixy> Var på väg att skicka sen såg jag att det var du
<JallooZ> Du är fet och ful emixy
<emixy> yep
<emixy> Drf jag får mail om att gå ner i vikt hela tiden :<
<SweSub> Någon som har bra tips på bra "tipps promenad" frågor?
<Risefalen> vad heter Risefalens snopp
<champis> Mr Liten
<kalle> Vilken snopp ? xD
<champis> hahah
<Risefalen> stick kalle! D;
<kalle> champis tror min va bättre
<kalle> okej då Risefalen då har champis rätt
<Risefalen> sen svaret kan vara "anakondan" :)
* LinDaLatinA has joined #sim.swe
<LinDaLatinA> hello there!
<LinDaLatinA> how are you all?
<kalle> Hello
<LinDaLatinA> hello kalle
<LinDaLatinA> any single men for pv?
<LinDaLatinA> pvt
<kalle> pvt ?
<kalle> what is pvt ?
* LinDaLatinA Quit
[02:15] <interfusion> sova är överskattat ^^
[02:22] * interfusion Quit
..och så - det enda undertecknad dristar sig till att själv lägga till denna artikel - en hälsning från en av spelets fallna verkliga hjältar. Ni kanske känner honom som en krigare, som en vän eller som en älskad GO, allas vår...
<shaggydoo> Är jag MU-Husjuret?
För er som inte tidigare läst artikelserien av en av e-sims mest uppskattade redaktörer -
bob9 - vill jag varmt rekommendera att läsa hans skapelse: Citatfilen.
Till sist, så klart:
//Consigliere
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
