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READ THE NEWEST ARTICLE OF CHE: THE HOLY LAND IS IN DANGER
Dear all,
I have just read a shameful article by Flemmar. Of course his article is a fail since I'm back again.
Now I'll just make everything clear for you all.
A month ago, I was a powerful tank, successful bussinessman, proud member of Elite Fighters, citizen of South Korea. Everything went perfectly, when 1 guy,
GarfieldMK refused to pay back the money I lent him.
This ruined the game for me, since it was a nice amount of money. Mods couldn't do anything. I also had a 105g debt, I was planning paying it back, but since I was robbed, I wasn't able to do so.
It was clear, that I won't be able to use weapons anymore so I'll lose my tank status. I decided I'll fight against this stupid loan module, where not paying back debts is easy, and it can ruin the game for players.
So I sent out plenty of loan offers to my "friends", like I'll need 50g for 5 days and I'll give back 100g. It was pretty hard to reject those offers if you were stupid enough to believe me. Luckily, some players accepted my offers(e.g.
MuTaKa ) and I got plenty of gold in a few hours.
I immediately donated everything I had to my friends, and I was ready to stop playing the game. Though I was workign+training daily I didn't do anything else. About 2 weeks later I got a warning from
Matevzs1 that I'll be banned soon if I don't pay my debts. I was cool with being banned, my acc was worth nothing. So I contacted _Zyzz_ and he banned me earlier.
I opened a new account (
1337 ), but next morning when I tried to login I found that Gucio had banned me already and he told me that I'm not allowed to create a new account. My original character, Che Guevara was unbanned though so I could pay the debts with it.
Then I wrote my article which quickly reached international Top1.
I still enjoyed the game though, so I wanted to see Che Guevara banned and open a new account. So I started creating multi accounts and reporting them immediately, also publishing some external advertising and boobs (at least it's clear now that Gucio doesn't like boobies)
.
My strategy worked, and
Che Guevara was banned. Creating Che Guevara II wasn't a huge success since it was quickly banned by Gucio. I didn't understand why banned players can't open new accounts. So after that I talked with yuvy15 and _Zyzz_ about registering a new account and they said I'm allowed to do that.
So here we are now, with Che Guevara III(aka sJesus) which is my new body. Hopefully this story will last longer
And now some famous quotes about me:
1cOvan - "CHE, KING OF TROLLING"
emmm21ics (Angelique_b on irc) - "ok Che Guevara now I can firmly say you're the biggest troll around here"
Lavoks - "He's like Jesus, respawned after 3 days, LMAO"
Freedom1923 - "HAIL CHE GUEVARA"
Bechma - "HAIL CHE GUEVARA ofc"
Smiljic91 - "Che_Guevara is king of esim"
gxgx55 - "sJesus - Che Guevara III "
Bloodger - "Che_Guevara = sGod"
conquerer - "The biggest fraud in the history of e-sim! 
"
Irrelevant, but might be interesting for you
:
Sub Zero - "I'm gay."Finnally just an epic picture, shared by Angelique_b:
Che Guevara,
the eternal
PS: quick shoutout to
logomaster304
Next article:
[CHE] The Holy Land is in DANGER (14 years ago)
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
