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1. If you don't share, you will be sent to Antarctica and forced to be one with a penguin.
2. If you disobey, you will be fed to polar bears after being tarred and feathered and then stoned with rocks.
3. If you don't fight every day you will be exiled, or sent to death (by exile).
4. If you are a hipster you will be put in a camp and be forced to wear mainstream clothes and do day-to-day chores. Cell phones not permitted in these "Hipster Camps"
5. All people found in Central USA will be shot for trespassing by the Communist Personnel (CP). Survivors will be shot again.
6. Addressing me as "President" will lead to you being shot. I am known as "Communist Lord of the United States of America" or just "Lord of the United States of America". Survivors will be shot while hanging upside-down.
7. Everyone must have a poster of either Vladimir Lenin, Josef Stalin, or Vladimir Putin in their rooms or they will be gathered with their family, friends, mild acquaintances, and anyone who ever saw the person and will collectively be shot. Survivors will be shot hanging upside-down with a dunce cap on their heads.
8. If you disagree politically, you will be sent to exile by being shot. Survivors will be shot, hanging upside-down, with a dunce cap on their heads, as well as being maimed by wild pandas.
9. If you read this sentence, you will be shot.
10. If you don't read the last sentence, you will be shot.
11. Survivors will be shot again.
12. I like cheese.
13. Saying, reading, or hearing the number 13 will lead to 13 lashes, then 13 days of Chinese Water Torture, and finally, you will be shot 13 times.
15. Arguing that things are out of order or that a number is skipped in a list will lead to you being shot.
16. Disliking cheese will mean you are to be sent to a hipster camp. Survivors will be shot.
17. People celebrating April Fools' day will also be sent to a hipster camp. Survivors will be decapitated. With a shotgun round.
If you do not follow these rules, you will be shot, sent to a hipster camp, sent to a hipster camp and then shot, or shot and then sent to a hipster camp. I am super cereal right now. Like, really cereal.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
