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FOR SIAP_SIAP NGAKAK :p
- Kalau kamu nanya berapa kali kamu datang ke pikiranku, jujur aja, cuma sekali. abisnya, ga pergi2 sih!
- Orangtuamu pengrajin bantal yah? Karena terasa nyaman jika di dekatmu.
- Sekarang aku gendutan gak sih ? kamu tau gak kenapa ? soalnya km udah mengembangkan cinta yang banyak dihatiku
- Tau ga knapa malem ini ga ada bintang ?? soalnya bintangnya pindah semua ke matamu?
- Jangan GR deh. Aku kangen kamu sedikit aja kok. Sedikit berlebihan maksudnya.
Cowok: Maaf mbak, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah deket saya saja?
Cewek: Loh? Emangnya kenapa??
Cowok: Biar gak dikerubung semut.. soalnya mbak manis sich?
Cowok : Aku didiagnosa Sakit jantung.
Cewek : Hah! Kok bisa?
Cowok : Iya. Jantungku selalu berdegup kencang bila dekat denganmu.
Cowok : Kemarin aku ke dokter mata. Kamu tau apa kata dokter?
Cewek : Apa? Parah?
Cowok : Kata dokter ada kamu di mataku.
Cowok : Kamu punya kunci apa aja sih?
Cewek : Kunci rumah, kunci mobil, kunci lemari. Emang ada apa?
Cowok : Punya nggak kunci untuk membuka hatimu kepadaku?
Cowok : Kamu punya peta nggak?
Cewek : Peta apa?
Cowok : Peta hatimu. Karena aku tersesat dan tak bisa keluar dari hatimu.
- Bapak kamu pasti seorang astronot ??? Soalnya aku melihat banyak bintang di matamu.
- Kamu pasti kuliah di seni pahat ya ??? Soalnya kamu pintar sekali memahat namamu di hatiku.
- Kakekmu pasti penambang ya ??? Soalnya banyak berlian di matamu.
- Kamu Mantan pencuri ya ??? Abisnya kamu mencuri hatiku sih!
Cowok : Aku suka senyum-senyum sendiri lho.
Cewek : Hah .. Gila Ya
Cowok : Nggak. Aku sedang mikirin kamu.
- Setiap malam aku berjalan-jalan di suatu tempat. Kamu tau di mana itu ? Di hatimu.
- Kamu merasa gempa gak ??? ada kamu yang mengguncang hatiku sih.
-Kamu pake Indosat ya ??? Karena sinyal-sinyal cintamu sangat kuat sampai ke hatiku.
Kata-Kata Rayuan Gombal
- Tak mungkin aku berhenti mencintaimu. Aku hanya bisa belajar hidup tanpamu.
- Aku pengen bersamamu cuma pada dua waktu: SEKARANG dan SELAMANYA.
- Kau begitu kucinta, hingga ketika bersamamu mati seperti bisa kutunda, dan tanpamu, hidup serasa tiada guna.
- Aku nggak menangis karena kehilanganmu, tapi mengetahui kau tak pernah berusaha mencegahku pergi
- Aku tak pernah tau kebahagiaan sesungguhnya, sampai ketika aku mendapatkan cintamu. Dan aku tak pernah tau derita sebenarnya, sampai aku kini kehilangan itu. Terima kasih telah mengenalkanku pada kedua rasa yang tak akan kulupa.
- Aku selalu berusaha tak menangis karenamu, karena setiap butir yang jatuh, hanya makin mengingatkan, betapa aku tak bisa melepaskanmu.
Kata-Kata Rayuan Gombal Terbaru :
co:Bapakmu , ,, , Penjual GAS eLPeGe ya?
ce:kok tau
co:karna kau telah meledakkan hatiku(gajeee)
Cowok : eee bapak kamu pasti tukang servis kipas angin ya…?
Cewek : kok tahu sih
Cowok : karena kamu telah menyejukan hatiku……….(seger)
Co: bapakmu...., punya PB ea.,
ce: kok tau..,?
Co: karna kau tlah mengHEADSHOOTkan hatiku (agak ngawur)
A : Bapak kamu maling ya???
B : Lhoo.. lhoo.. lhoo.. kok tau???
A : TV di rumahku ilang...(Ngawur ni , yg bener no.5)
co:bapakmu maling ya ?
ce:bukan , emang kenapa?
co:karna kau telah mencuri hatiku(Ini bener
)
Cowok : eee kamu pasti suka gaya Briptu Norman ya……?
Cewek : kok tahu sih
Cowok : karena kamu telah menchaiyya – chaiyyakan hatiku…..
cowo: bapamu tukang bunga ya?
cewe: ko tau..
cowo: karena kamu telah membunga-bungakan hatiku..
co: bapakmu astronot ya?
ce : kok tau sih?
co : habis mukamu kaya neil amstrong(haha)
Cowok: bapak mu penjual sapu ya?
Cewek: stt jangan keras2. Iya, emang kenpa bang.
Cowok: karna, kau telah menyapu semua cewek di hati ku. Hingga yg tersisa hanya km
Cewek: #makan sapu (sedikit gajee)
cowok: bapak kamu tukang bakso ya?
cewek: iya, ko tau?
cowok: iya, soalnya tadi aku liat grobaknya di ujung gang
cewek: "...." #kemudianhening(Jangan ditiru xixixi)
co : bapakmu penjual lampu yaa ?
ce : ko tau ? emang knapa ?
co : karena kamu telah mnyinari hatiku !(petromax kalee xixixi)
cow*kamu tau nggak orang yg plng aku benci
cew*nggak tau emang siapa
cow*orang yg ingin menghancurkan cinta kita
FOR LAST :
CO : Bapak kamu aktivis e-SIM ya?
CE : Kok tau??
CO : Soalnya kamu telah menjajah hatikuuu :p :p
LAGI :
Co : Bapak kamu suka ngadain kuis ya?
Ce : Kok tau?
Co : Soalnya kamu telah men-
sakazuki kan hatikuu
Co : Bapak kamu Presiden e-SIM ya?
Ce : Kok tau?
Co : Soalnya kamu telah meng-
e e Q -kan hatiku
Tunggu Part selanjutnya gaan :p
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
