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我站在天台,正在迟疑是不是真的应该跳下去,还是围观群众的那句话让我下定了迈出步子的决心。
  他喊的是:“想想你的妻子和儿女吧!”
——stallion sd

如今的污染问题真是越来越严重了——我上次开了个沙丁鱼罐头,你猜怎么着?里面全是油,鱼也死光了!
——Little Red Rooster

昨晚在夜总会,我看到一个胖妞儿独自坐在一边,就上前搭话:“咦,你就一个人么?”
  她皱皱眉:“嗯。我的好姐妹刚找着个男的回去了。”
  “啊,但是男方应该也会带个兄弟来陪你的呀?”
  “带是带了,不过那是个同志。”
  “这样啊?”我笑笑,“这招我得记下来。”
——deanoefc

我把小三的号码名字设成了“电量不足”。
  这样就算她来电话时我没带手机,妻子也只会拿起来放到充电器上去而已……
——ikennaroger

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有个朋友是同志,然后就有一个问题始终让我十分在意,今天我终于直截了当地问他:“你是怎么会变成同性恋的?”
  “嘛,大概是我12岁的时候,一个男的在林子里把我给强奸了……”
  “你当时没有逃跑吗?”
  “跑?穿着高跟鞋怎么跑啊?”
——Little Red Rooster

昨晚我偷偷地摸进公交总站,把那群变态狂们的刹车闸全都给弄坏了。
  这群让人作呕的有恋童癖的公交车公司们!想到我女儿只要一满十四岁,他们就会把她当成“已经成人”来对待,我就怒火中烧……
——Cabron Monoxide

我和同事聊天提到自己完全不会和女人打交道,昨晚甚至得站在椅子上和约会的姑娘晚安吻。
  “哗,你找了个高妹?”
  “不,她上吊了……”
——bumblesquash

有个女人来敲门,说她的狗走丢了,问我愿不愿意帮她一起去找:“如果能帮我找到的话,我下面让你艹一整晚哦。”
  “哦?长得什么样子的?”
  “大大的、黑黑的、毛绒绒的。”
  “那还是算了!”
——SilverSprint

一位盲人拿着个充气娃娃来到了熙熙攘攘的海滩,救生员跑上前去把他拦住:“对不起,这里不能带充气娃娃的!”
  盲人说:“擦!原来我整个冬天都一直在艹救生圈吗……”
——Little Red Rooster

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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