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筒子们,大家好

今天的生肖团友录让我们来介绍一下 terminator YD ,谜一般的土豪

生肖军团,作为高富帅军团,主要是被 terminator YD No Power 两位土豪拉高了平均线的,像我这种穷逼只能拖后腿。

咳咳,进入正题,许多人都会问,为什么我们说益达壕为谜一般的土豪呢?请待我一一道来

一、谜一般的关系
益达与ec众多知名人物都有一层难以告解、捉摸不透的关系,我在群里聊天的时候收集到了一些重要的资料

1、与 Rosekaiser
这是我在大群里捕风捉影得到的一个细节

这是何等的秀恩爱啊!何等的秀恩爱啊!

2、与 MaskerMoumoSa
这点我是在政委的报纸里发现的,话说如果土豪要结婚的话要请吃糖啊

果真土豪就是收人欢迎,作为穷逼的我根本没有立足之地啊

3、与 9000K
这是我在群里发现的,喜闻乐见

对此我只能说

4、与 moyanxiawei123
莫言作为生肖团的波兰人,也有许多故事可以讲(我将在后续章节提到)。在群里,与益达眉来眼去暗送秋波打情骂俏被鸡汁的 joson 逮个正着

连名字都是情侣名啊!!

5、总结:益达与Masker是夫妻关系(益达属性:女)
益达与9K是夫妻关系(益达属性:男)
益达与肉丝是XX关系,益达与莫言是情侣关系
所以我们叫他谜一般的土豪

二、为何他这么屌?
1、韩国囧统
所有人都不知道益达是怎么误打误撞当上了棒♂子的囧统的。而且他与第二名的差距只有区区两票

为何你这么屌

2、土豪的夜间生活
我就不说什么了,自己看吧


三、团员评价
1、喜欢自言自语


2、 优秀的上线


3、 兴♂趣爱好广泛


四、结尾
别看我评(nu)价(hei)他,其实我们都非常喜欢益达的,作为土豪也能够关心集体,和我们交朋友,实在是良心土豪啊。至此,我代表团里广大穷逼对他说出我们的心声。


(如果我的文章触犯了您的利益,请PM窝,对此造成的麻烦表示抱歉)
(以上纯属胡说,如有雷同,纯属搞基)
(益达本人就不用来了,除非你给我400G)
Signed:
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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


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