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Love from France to Belgium
The time has come. France has lost the balls she never had by accepting what NT4F asked : to not declare war against Belgium. We have to change that and show that the testicles we always thought would be in France are actually in Belgium. You never surrended against the invader, you knew how to keep your dignity even when you had lost so many battles. Today, I’m proud to say : thank you !
If I write you this letter, it’s because the future is without a doubt in Belgium. The sun will rise for you, and not for France. I want to be on your side when this happens. I want to join Belgium and show to France that the biggest balls are where the Atomnium is, nowhere else. Together, we will fight against France and show that war has many virtues which have been forgotten. France became lazy and fell asleep. You have to wake her up ! Together, we will succeed !
A letter from
LeMiaou
Dear friends, French-haters of congress members of Belgium,
As a former a british citizen and traitor to the nation of France and current French MoFA, it is with a great pleasure that I write you today. It has come to my attention that my dear friendcocht was applying for the Belgian CS. Of course, I have to back him up, and I do push him towards the acceptation of his application.
It is well known in Benelux that France is seeking to attack your two beautiful countries, and my friend cocht just wants you to do it first. Having the initiative on such an experiment is a great advantage. You could try to take Alsace-Lorraine or Northern France.
Thus, you really should accept him. Moreover, he is the current vMinTroll in France, a great and useful position in our government. Our beloved dictator-president Professorwata is also pushing his applications as I am writing. I am his voice here.
Best Regards,
LeMiaou
Congress member of France: 23mars/22avril 2013
French vCP --> Avril 2013
UK Congress member --> Août 2013 à Janvier 2014.
MoFA UK --> 5/12/13 - 5/01/14.
Leader of The People's Party --> Novembre 2013 - Janvier 2014.
French MoFA --> 6/02/14 - today. With mardro.
A letter from
Ganglion
Dear belgium congress,
In a first i want to say thank you to read this bullshit. I’m here today to explain why cocht needs to become a chips eater.
As Orion, already I do not want him anymore. He doesn’t eat snails or frog but prefers a Flemish stew when he wants to eat. It’s really a big problem, an important issue i can’t solve.
Please take and keep him for my mental health.
Best regards,
Ganglion , french useless guy.
French congressman -> I don’t remember when, nobody cares
French MoD -> Current
French useless guy -> Always
A letter from
Maxxst
Dear congress of Belgium,
please accept
Best Regards,
Maxxst ,
German CP -> 3 medals and elected several times by congress, also was CP in exile during the TORG-PTO
German MoFA -> didn’t count
German, Irish, Swiss, Dutch Congressman -> 17x
ex-Swiss MoFA
ex-Swiss MoD
ex-Irish MoD
ex-Irish MoFA
ex-Dutch MoFA
ex-Phoenix Press Director
ex-VETO Press Director
ex-VETO - Fortis coordinator
Statler from Statler & Waldorf
Conqueror of Silesia
Dutchess of the European Union
Former state man prostitute of Vladimir Putin
Pierrhus
I’m starting to know
He is very pragmatical and do what he says. Sometimes, the french administration blocks him, so he need to fly, and like a butterfly, he will be even more beautiful in your country, where the frenchies can’t get to him ! Trust him, because “in cocht we trust” !
Pierrhus
ex-CP of France
ex-vCP
ex-MoFa
ex-Fr-congressman
ex-PartyLeader
Leader of the first MU of France : Orion
L’heure est grave. La France a perdu les boules qu’elle n’avait jamais eues en acceptant de ne pas vous attaquer. Il est temps de remédier à cela et de montrer que les testicules de la France se trouvent être, en réalité, en Belgique. Vous qui n’avez jamais capitulé face à l’envahisseur, vous qui avez toujours su rester dignes même dans les très nombreuses défaites qui ont fait votre histoire, aujourd’hui, je vous remercie.
Si je vous écris cette lettre, c’est parce que c’est en Belgique que l’avenir s’écrit, et c’est de vos batailles que jaillira la lumière qui a fuit depuis longtemps maintenant la France. Le soleil se lève au Nord-Est de la France et je veux être aux premières loges pour voir ses rayons. Je veux rejoindre la Belgique et montrer à la France que les grosses boules sont là où se trouve l’Atomnium et nulle part ailleurs. Ensemble, attaquons la France et montrons que la guerre a des vertus qui sont depuis trop longtemps oubliées. La France est devenue paresseuse, et sa paresse l’a endormie. C’est à vous de la réveiller ! Ensemble, nous réussirons.
La lettre de
LeMiaou
Chers amis congressistes belges et détestant les français
En tant qu’ancien citoyen britannique, traître à la nation française et actuellement MoFA français, c’est avec un grand plaisir que je vous écris aujourd’hui. Il est venu à mon attention que mon cher ami magnifique et merveilleux cocht a demandé sa citoyenneté belge. Bien sur, je le prends par derrière et je le pousse pour qu’il le fasse bien comme il le fait toujours.
Il est bien connu au Benelux que la France cherche à attaquer vos deux magnifiques pays, et mon ami magnifique et merveilleux cocht souhaite le faire en premier. Avoir l’initiative d’une telle expérience est un grand avantage. Vous pourriez essayer l’Alsace Lorraine ou Northern France.
Ainsi, vous devriez vraiment l’accepter. De plus, il est l’actuel MinTroll en France, une belle et grandiose position dans notre gouvernement. Notre cher et aimé président-dictateur Professeur Watapro le soutient également dans sa demande. J’en suis sa voix.
Affectueusement,
LeMiaou
Congress member of France: 23mars/22avril 2013
French vCP --> Avril 2013
UK Congress member --> Août 2013 à Janvier 2014.
MoFA UK --> 5/12/13 - 5/01/14.
Leader of The People's Party --> Novembre 2013 - Janvier 2014.
French MoFA --> 6/02/14 - today. With
mardro
La lettre de
Ganglion
Chers congressistes belges,
Tout d’abord, je souhaite vous remercier de lire ce papier magnifique. Je suis ici aujourd’hui pour vous expliquer pourquoi cocht a besoin de devenir un bouffeur de frites.
Puisqu’il est chez Orion, je ne veux plus de lui. Il ne mange pas d’escargot ou de grenouille et préfère les fesses de la crémière lorsqu’il veut manger. C’est un problème important que je ne peux résoudre.
Je vous supplie de le prendre pour ma santé mentale.
Affectueusement,
Ganglion, french useless guy.
French congressman -> I don’t remember when, nobody cares
French MoD -> Current
French useless guy -> Always
La lettre de
Maxxst
Cher congrès belge,
Je vous prie d’accepter le beau et magnifique cocht. Son charisme resplendira sur votre pays entier du fait de sa luminosité internationale. Si je l’ai peu connu, ces faits de guerre sont parvenus jusqu’à mon oreille. Mais n’écoutez pas les rumeurs, il est encore plus impressionnant dès lors qu’on le côtoie en vrai. Je le sais, je le sens, je le vis chaque seconde passée près de lui.
Maxxst
German CP -> 3 medals and elected several times by congress, also was CP in exile during the TORG-PTO
German MoFA -> didn’t count
German, Irish, Swiss, Dutch Congressman -> 17x
ex-Swiss MoFA
ex-Swiss MoD
ex-Irish MoD
ex-Irish MoFA
ex-Dutch MoFA
ex-Phoenix Press Director
ex-VETO Press Director
ex-VETO - Fortis coordinator
Statler from Statler & Waldorf
Conqueror of Silesia
Dutchess of the European Union
Former state man prostitute of Vladimir Putin
La lettre de
Pierrhus
Je commence à bien connaître
Pierrhus
ex-CP of France
ex-vCP
ex-MoFa
ex-Fr-congressman
ex-PartyLeader
Leader of the first MU of France : Orion
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