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Below are some of the statements from a recent article by the Secretary of The State of Russia: Cheshire Cat and Translator: Shnobel... After each statement, your's truly will ask the questions that will surely be on your mind too...
We, Russian, will not lie to you, because we respect you and we feel sincere regret for the fact that you had to endure from your leaders.
Endure? We were growing by leaps and bounds before Russia started the attacks. The economy was stable. High paying jobs and affordable resources were available to the citizens. If by attacking a country for your gain you show that you respect them, then what would you do if you hated someone?
Even our President has resisted this (this means, the decision to attack USA*) due to the fact that she has good feelings for the American people
Yes, the Russian President respects Americans. Respects us enough to resist starting a war with us, for their country's gain for a total of how many minutes exactly?. Her respect cost USA 4 regions. 2 of them were High Iron producers.
We are perfectly aware that although your economy is in poor condition, you need and have rights to this region, but as you probably know the population of his native country and its welfare come above all else. Only it does not mean that we will trample and humiliate the defeated enemy. Just the opposite!
Really??? If the only reason for the attacks was to gain High Iron regions for Russia, then why was Alberta attacked? For what reason is Western USA being attacked right now? Neither of them produce any resources, but by conquering them, Russia will gain other things. Isn't that right, Cheshire?
Russia is ready to take you with open arms! Provide you with all that it provides to our citizens. For your honest work, you will receive a worthy equal pay and respect. You will be able to participate freely in the political life of Russia and its cultural life.
First of all, what other option do we have? Or what other option have you left for us? Even if we leave the regions you captured, we leave our companies, experience heavy loss and then face limited and uncertain choices. Perfect conditions for you o recruit more citizens for your country, right?
Russian culture and Political choices? Equal opportunities and benefits? You have no other option than to give the same to anyone who accepts to change citizenship to Russia. Why? Because after changing citizenship, you can't even tell who was American and who wasn't. Not unless you record, remember and review each and every accepted citizen's profile, at least, which takes time and effort.
We will help you to create your effective MU and will teach how to create a commune in our model, which you could manage it yourself and get the maximum benefit from their labor. We will teach you how with a small population can reach its full potential.
Oh yes, we would love to learn that from you. Frankly speaking, it's very impressive that a country that was our equal, more or less, in population just few days ago, is now considered a force to be reckoned with. I wonder how many backs you stabbed to reach where you currently are.
When you're ready - we will gladly refund your independence, but not as a small country, which could only count on the protection of big brothers, but as a worthy opponent and partner in international politics.
Aah, so dangling a carrot to the proverbal ass, while hitting it with the stick? Puh-leez! As if you'd ever willingly give us back our regions.
The only reason why no one fought when you took Pacific coast, was because we knew that you'd go running to YOUR 'big brothers' Bulgaria and Lithuania, and frankly, they are much more powerful than us to win against them. It would only be a waste of manpower, resources and gold. Now you feel that relying on 'big brothers' is not acceptable? Talk about Hypocrisy.
All that is required from you is to temper your pride and become disciples. Disciples, which may surpass their teachers.
Disciples! Hah! Do you wish to be called 'Master' or 'Yoda' now?
If we have to become someone's appreintice, then why must it be you? A newborn country that has just started to stand on it's own feet? Why not learn under the best of the best? The biggest and most powerful? Or are you implying that you know much more than them too, as you did to us?
Pride, is the only reason why a man prefers to die while standing, instead of at his enemy's feet, and on his knees. Temper down? You either have it, or you don't. There is no in-between. :p
Free yourself from the burden of lies and greed, and we'll try to offer you a new way to the future!
Excuse me while I Guwaff at your audaucity. I am not arrogant or egoistic, as to claim that there are no liars or greedy leaders/politicians in our country. I'm a practical person, after all. But you calling them that, is like pot calling the kettle 'black'.
Was it not your own country's greed that made Russia attack USA? Don't say it was 'necessay' or you did it to save us from ourselves, to provide us better future. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, after all!
However, I sincerely commend the article writer and the translator. The article is a brilliant piece of art. I confess, for a moment, even I wanted to ask how can I join the Russian commune. Free food, gifts, weapon and eventually a house??? Who wouldn't love that? But as i did research, I saw that they had yet to provide even the Secretary himself with his own house, so my number would come after 10-20 years or so.
Thanks, but I think i'll use the 10 gold to buy my own house myself, instead of donating them to the commune.
So, there's that. That concludes the highlight of SS's (secretary of the state's) article. I dearly hope that translator 'Shnobel' would translate this article in Russian for me.
Thank you! That's all for now!
Be aware!
-The Philosopher
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