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2014年最开心的一件事,年前终于提到车了…………………………………………………………可唯一美中不足的,就是拍

照太费劲儿了


五分钟之前,走在回家的路上,刚过了桥头转盘的时候,在路上看到一个很大的死老鼠,于是减了下速,正准备加速的时

候迎面一辆白色雪佛兰撞到了护栏上,直接把我面前的车道堵完了,如果再往前多走一步远,保险杠碎片就乎脸上了。空

气中弥漫着汽油味,我战战兢兢的拿出来手机拨通了120,然后回头对地上的老鼠鞠了一躬。2014了,大家要保重啊!



本人大二,屌丝女,今天跟妈妈出门逛街~是这样割得不~我妈悠悠地说,你以后不准给我嫁到外地去,离我近一点,我

打个电话你就给我回来洗碗,知道不?。。。当场凌乱,无语了,不过有点温暖^-^祝家里人平安健康,还有以后肯定选

个家近的~~



和一个朋友吃火锅~他手机不小心掉锅里了~他淡定捞起来说~没事~前几天手机掉厕所也是这么捞的……我去……别啦

我我去吐一会……



发个闺蜜的、二货闺蜜是性格活泼的女汉纸,戈戈戈……一天走廊里看到男神、屁颠屁颠跑过去、准备拍男神肩膀露个微

笑,跑到跟前一拍肩膀忽然脚底一滑……啪的就跪下了……下……了……。留男神一个疯狂的凌乱……



今天上午在公司上班 经理办公室门口有一花瓶倒了 来来回回没人扶起来 LZ路过 二话没说扶起来了 被叫到办公室 奖励

五百块钱 啥也不说了 哈哈



听一朋友老表的真事。…真事就不隔了…那年初中,写情书被收情书的告发了。校长在大会上点名批评说,某某同学,你

说你早恋写情书本来就很不对影响别的同学不说,你竟然你们班34个女生每人一封,这也罢了,关键是班上37个女同学,

这明显是看不起人嘛…



一朋友24了,被家里安排一妹子在咖啡店相亲,,我没见过相亲什么情节就好奇去看看
尼玛等了半个小时,女方来了整整八个人啊,,,, 什么大姑,舅妈什么的都来了,
当时我和我朋友就捂着脸埋到桌上了,,妹子啊你们是来相亲还是组队刷boss的啊。。。。 我现在对相亲有恐惧感了

刚准备上楼,一进电梯,就这样了!刚出电梯那熊孩子,你回来!我保证打不死你!


一天妈妈给熬了骨头汤,我盛了一碗一边喝汤一边吃骨头上的肉!三岁的儿子在看电视,我随口就问,儿子吃骨头吗?他

回答我,狗才吃骨头呢!全家人指着我笑个半死!



不知道是不是 《最炫民族风》在老外眼中就像我们看外国那些hiphop一样,现在在公交上面,坐我后面的一个老外正在拿

着他的土豪金放最炫民族风,特么旁边几个老外还在跟着后面唱, 你是沃田边最没底晕菜,让沃永信把你炸瞎来。。。。





前不久,一哥们戴着他两千多买的耳机出来一起吃饭,大家也不好意思说别的,就象征性的夸了夸耳机漂亮呀!音质好呀

!没想到这二货来了一句“耳机这个东西吗,我也不太懂,这大冬天儿的,我只是为了戴着暖和”



lz前天晚上喝了半夜,昨天白天也没睡。背景割。。。昨晚早早就睡了,做梦梦到女神打电话叫我出去陪她,说心情不好

,lz满口答应啊。。早上醒来打电话告诉女神,昨晚梦到她叫我出去陪她了。女神大吼我是真的给你打电话了,人呢,!

!!让我等了两小时还不接电话!!! 活该单身两年啊。。。



送上福利!!!炸出一片狼友


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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