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瞬间我们三个石化!
我,老公,妹妹三个人逛超市,我和老公今年25岁,
老公做路桥工程的,看起来比较成熟,
妹妹18岁,打扮的比较萝莉,此为前提!
逛完超市老公正往车上放东西,我由于刚怀孕就上车了,
妹妹在旁边看着老公放东西不帮忙。一保安实在忍不住了,
说“小姑娘,你怎么不帮你爸爸拿东西啊?”瞬间我们三个石化!

冻感冒就没的用了……
我有一二货朋友,
过年回家了亲戚朋友围了一圈都在那问:女朋友带回来没有啊?
然后那个二货一声不吭的走进房间拿出了一个充气娃娃!
你没听错是充气娃娃!顿时那个空气就结冰了……
高潮是她妈来一句,这天怪冷的快放起来,冻感冒就没的用了……

喝醉了看谁都漂亮
酒店前台客服一枚。
昨晚一客人说,妹纸,你真漂亮,
我抬头对客人微笑了一下,
又听见客人自言自语说,TMD,喝醉了看谁都漂亮……

好机智的老板啊!
近日,一网友发帖称一次在洗温泉时,
突然尿急,于是将整个身子埋入水中解决。
谁知水里腾起一汩汩的红色液体,“吓坏了,以为我尿血了?”
保安迅速把他拖出水面,罚800元,
原来是商家在水中放药了,此药遇尿则变色……

大哥,我新手,不偷钱
今天早上坐公交车,人很多!
突然感觉荷包被动了一下,发现是一大约30多岁男的小偷。
于是大吼一声:你想死吧!
只见这男的后退两步,
一脸惊慌的说:大哥,我新手,不偷钱,就练练手……练手……

11点了,不能动了
哥们告诉我的,他天天玩游戏半夜才上床,上床后想嘿咻把老婆弄醒,
老婆发火:“下次超过11点就别动我!”于是次日晚他10:59上床,
嘿喲嘿喲动了几下就不动了,老婆说:“怎么了?”
他说:“11点了,不能动了。”老婆一脚把他踹下床!



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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