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说个昨天的事,家那属于半个农村吧,坐车不太方便,回家的做一个小时的火车,我去市里买个电脑椅,买完时间有点早,就寻思去网吧玩一会,背景有点长,在网吧我就坐我刚买的电脑椅玩,依稀的听见网管在那说,我见过自带鼠标键盘耳麦的,自己带特么椅子的还真是头一回......



不用加任何logo, 一看就知道这一定是微软的广告。。。这么大的屏幕,应该花了不少钱吧。。。



Trumblr上一个网友把家里两只小仓鼠吃叶子的萌样做成了GIF,做好后他发现,因为剪切的原因,看起来好像小仓鼠在不停地把叶子吐出来,吃进去,吐出来,吃进去...我可以盯着它们看足足五分钟~
问:你觉得中国历史上谁最屌丝?割---






大龄剩女一枚,今天在街上捡了只狗狗,没人要看着可怜就捡回来了,老妈大怒,今天捡个狗,明天还不捡个人回来呢!啊爸说,捡个人好吖,正好捡个小伙回来!噢妈说,人家不喜欢小伙,不然能到现在都嫁不出去!。。?难道噢妈发现了什么?。。


放假了,女儿天天在楼下和小伙伴们玩的不亦乐乎。刚刚去上班在楼下又看见了她,我刚要开口说话,她就:我不冷!也不饿!我带的有水,渴了会喝!下午写一篇日记,,,,你去上班吧,别废话!拜拜!我,,,,

(本文由陈正昊整理)


老家方言 热水 说 滚水,滚 就是热的意思,割了。。。。。过年婶婶家新女婿上门,新女婿很好,丈母娘各种满意。然后到吃饭的时候,丈母娘特别热情的给女婿夹了个鸡蛋,用方言说:吃个滚蛋。。。。瞬间新女婿的脸都吓白了,方言很容易闹笑话有木有



刚听群里一美女说,冬天天气干燥,为了皮肤保湿,她干了件蠢事。怎么个回事呢。。。她觉得皮肤有些干,就将加湿器对着床头吹。一边吹一边群里聊天。总觉得哪里不对劲,突然发现脸没补上水,都被被子吸收了。。。这大冷天的夜里,被子湿了。。。。。



飞机上的事....Lz有次去广州,边上坐个熊孩子比较好动,在后排乘客吃饭的时候弹了下座椅靠背然后一饭盒牛肉面全部倒在了那位先生的裤裆里...永远忘不了空姐给那乘客递纸巾时候憋的通红的脸



我们公司新来的小哥被辞了~是这样割么~原因是他帮老总买早餐…盒装豆花他给拿了根哇哈哈的吸管~老总说他脑子不灵光…-_-||


那里一定有人在渡劫!!






lz女,中午没吃饭,……标准割……,下午四点很饿,用手机和老妹在qq语音聊天,顺带去吃碗米线,我用qq写字:太饿了,想叫老板加两块钱的米线,又不好意思啊!!结果,那货在语音里吼:老板,给我加两块钱的米线。。我。。我。。哎。。。



记得小学一年级的时候,我被留学了,原因是全班就我一人不会造句。回家后我妈耐心的教我造句,末了,叫我用像。。。一样,造句。我经过深思熟虑后满意的说,爸爸的脸被人打了,像红苹果一样。在一边的老爸听到了,带着哭腔说,你真是我亲闺女



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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