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英国网站 Sickipedia可以译为“没品笑话百科”。其风格百无禁忌,有冷有热,有健康有恶心,有重口味有老少皆宜,有个人经历有文字游戏,不过最受欢迎的还是各种种族/疾病/状况歧视与各种冷漠、无同情心、人性缺失的恶毒笑话们。

我打电话给老婆:“问你个问题哦,假如我们的孩子掉进了湖里,你会怎么办呢?”
  “那我当然是跳下去救他!”
  “哦,那你快点啊。”
——illegalnature

小时候啊,被年纪大的孩子们欺负,他们把我的鞋子打上鞋带、扔到了电线上。
  本来也没什么……但那双鞋当时我还穿着。
——donni

“你现在这个情况啊,我要立刻给你进行一次结肠造口术了。”医生紧锁着眉头对我说。
  “那……会怎么样?”
  “不是什么好事啊:我要把你的结肠截掉一段、把剩下的部分连通到你腹部上新开出来的一个洞,然后你这辈子就只能通过那个洞拉屎、要成天装个袋子放在那里了。”
  “就、就没有别的选择了吗?”我哀求道。
  “有。”他冷静地看着我,说,“不要再碰我老婆。”
——poindexter

近视的英语老师大声喊道:“喂!后面那个,你来背一下我上次要求你们背的课文!”
  “这我背不了。”
  “哦?你昨天晚上干什么了?”
  “和哥几个喝酒打牌嗑药操逼呗。”
  “太过分了!你这样干脆别来了,还来学校干嘛?!”
  “我来修暖气的。”
——Little Red Rooster

现在的孩子真是生在福中不知福啊。
  在浏览器上关掉一个页面,这比从房间一头冲到另一头、把录像带从录像机里弹出来再藏好,要省掉多少功夫啊……
——Milo

我过去老憧憬着自己要是能有读心术的话,偷偷地窥探别人的思想会是个什么感觉。
  自从注册了Facebook账号之后,这份兴趣就逐渐消失了。
——Cantthinkfornow

昨晚带了个胖妞儿回到我住的公寓,可刚到大楼下她就看着我说:“对不起,真的不行。”
  看着她蹒跚离去的身影,我绞尽脑汁都想不明白是什么让她突然转变了心意。
  然后我回头一看,看到了电梯边上贴着的那张“故障中,停止使用”。
——mg1

妻子死后,我默哀了一分钟。
  然后特么的救护人员把她给救活了……
——sick.fucker

女友问我:“去埃及我们能不能骑骆驼呀?”
  当时我就怒了:“搞毛,骑着骆驼去那儿这得花多久!”
——caudy91

当我的第一个孩子出生时,特里冲进了产房、举起婴儿大呼这都是他的功劳!
  这可难猜了,他到底是艹了我的女朋友呢,还是只是来抢功呢……
——ajc001

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