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1.做为男人最闹心的事就是~不该硬的时候你顶多高,该硬的时候尼玛你软了
2.我觉得天朝不要老说什么不能吃什么有毒,反正没多少能吃的,你就告诉我们什么能吃就行了
3.一句话不割——我们县这里有个开劳斯莱斯的老板的儿子和他孙子在同一个班读小学
4.男朋友来家里吃饭,我在厨房准备大展身手,男友从背后搂着我各种温馨各种羞涩有木有,结果我弟那个死子站在门口弱弱地问了一句:姐,你的痔疮膏呢...
5.公司有一屌丝同事,大家都不知道他有一明星级的美女老婆,直到昨天他老婆到公司来给他送文件,我们一帮光棍又开始相信爱情了!
6.男性,职业:医生,我练过4年健身,半年散打,我这么做的目的,主要是为了一个人值班时,不被患者或家属欺负。
7.据说世界上页数少到给你跪下的几本书分别是:《英国人教你做饭》《美国人教你健康饮食》《法国胜利史》《德国人给你讲睡前笑话》《意大利的现代纯爷们》《朝鲜槑槑之路》《韩国天然美女图鉴》《中国安全食品全集》。
8.超市,店长自己泡凤爪,每天一小桶,很好吃。
晚上去买,只剩6只,我都买了。
收银小姑娘问我:你一个人吃吗?我说是啊。
她轻声说:其实,这个不是太好吃,你买少一点吧。
我说:没关系,我喜欢吃。
她有点不高兴。付钱的时候,她终于忍不住说:老板说如果到了超市关门,凤爪还有没卖光,就给我带回去吃的……

9.一哥们,早上起来的时候,说了一句:
“年纪大了,什么鸟都有。”

10.一帮当官的到沿海逛了一圈,名曰考察,酒足饭饱回来,扔下给一摞材料给我,然后继续麻将去鸟,然后我们几个没去的苦b就开始熬夜写考察报告。所以你们以后就知道了,吹得天花乱坠的考察报告,一般都是没去过的人写的。这么糗的事我就不信就过不了

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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