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Paroodiale peab järgnema ka vastuparoodia. Järgnevalt näete minu eelmist artiklit nagu oleks see Ivan The Terrible kirjutatud.
Olen vihatuim inimene sEestis. Jee-jee. Olen tähelepanuvajadusega. Mul pole olnud mõtetki midagi tõsist rääkida. Artikkel on lihtsalt subbide kogumiseks ning peate ikka purulollid olema, kui sellest aru ei saa.
1. Minu damage koosneb habeme ajamisest. Kui see teid häirib, siis häirigu edasi. Mina lürbin teie häirete ajal rahulikult oma suppi.
2. Olen õnnelik, et VinniPunn määras mind oma valitute hulka... Võlg, mis võlg? VinniPunn on ju maha lastud.
3. Arulagedus on väga äge asi. Eesti vastu võitlemisega tõestasin, et joomine on läbus ning mölumaht tahke.
4. Sõprus? Mis see on? Ahjaa, jga rääkis midagi sõprusest kui temaga intervjuud tegin. Pärast oli veel selline äge seik, et tegin tast pilti. Siis tundsid järsku minu käed midagi... Teate, ma ei mäleta, mis see oli. Midagi külma ja selline imelik tekstuur. No igatahes tegi ta mulle taksopileti ka välja. Aga siis juhtus selline huvitav asi, et taksojuhiks oli jga ise ning ta ei kuulnud vist minu aadressi korralikult. No igatahes jäin ma magama ja üles ärgates vedas mind jga trepist alla. Õigus, nüüd tuli meelde, see oli ju lukshotell. Toad olid ka poollahtised, nii et ma sain teistesse tubadesse kiigata. Ainuke jama oli see, et hotelliteenindaja unustas iga kord mulle võtmed anda ning nii ma istusingi seal raudvarbade vahel. Aga õnneks oli mõne aja pärast jga nõus mind uuesti koju viima. Kahjuks ei mäleta ajaperioodi, aga see pidi olema pikk, sest sellel ajal hüppasid 3 kirpu minu kukrust välja. Igatahes oli jga nõus seda tegema ainult 10g eest. Ilmselt ostis mõnelt tuttavalt mu aadressi.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
