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【中国节假日总量超美英 居全球第33位】2014年节假日放假安排已公布,法定节假日总量仍为11天,有网民吐槽称“跟国外比中国的假期太少”,记者搜集到的资料显示,实际上,全球62个国家和地区法定节假日平均为11.7天,而我国以11天排在并列33位,属中等水平,与法国、意大利等国家持平,超过了澳大利亚、美国、德国、加拿大、英国等发达国家。

喝喝~~写这篇新闻的记者,你特么也不怕过劳死啊?!

妈蛋!这两天2014放假安排一出来,又是铺天盖地的吐槽,之前假日办还装腔作势的来个三选一投票,草草草草草草草!!!!!世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死,而是你放寒假50天,我特么除夕还在上班!!!


小编这才消失两天,很多小伙伴已经把持不住了,纷纷声讨小编。这事儿还真不赖我,小编的电脑因为被某个蠢友拿去玩剑灵,因为技术太烂,总是被人干,一怒之下竟然把哥的电脑给摔了!卧槽!这尼玛哥能忍?!还说要给小编再买个新的,卧槽!里面还有那么多给小伙伴们准备的资源呢!!!可怜我的n0716!!!!看了一下小熊猫同学,跟哥的遭遇很像。。。。误交蠢友!!!












当然,木有电脑,小编也这两天也不会无所事事,小编亲自到网上选购了两本充满正能量的书籍,要知道,书籍是人类进步的阶梯,书籍是“高帅”进化的根本,这就是高富帅和你们这些穷叼的区别。但是拿到手之后,小编觉得貌似有点不对劲。。。。第一本是手语教学,作为真善美的化身,小编自然要考虑聋哑朋友的感受,所以准备专心学习手语,为那些聋哑小伙伴送温暖,只是看了这书吧。。。。小编有点犹豫了。。。。你们感受一下~~~






尼玛这让小编肿么跟聋哑朋友们交流?!!!!!!!

然后小编就打开了第二本书,卧槽!!!!居然是斯巴达出版社出版。。。翻开第一页就真的整个人都斯巴达了啊!!!卧槽。。。这也可以叫书!!!卧槽卧槽。。。感觉真是被骗了好吗。。。。。

名字很文艺有木有!!!!!封面小清新有木有!!!!!稳住!!!继续往下看!!!!







出版社你们出这本书的意义就是为了浪费纸么。。。。


然后小编的某个小伙伴知道了,也跟小编开始吐槽。。。。。



要!!!必须要!!!!!本来长得就丑,还被无良商家欺骗!!!!

因为电脑坏了,所以昨天就跟好基友一起逛街,结果遇到了他前女友。。。。。










因为总是有小伙伴们问小编这个问题。。。。



最后还是教小伙伴们一招吧~~~


不用谢~~~ 此外,还有一条捷径,当然,代价也比较昂贵。







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姑娘你别这样!!!我真不是李代沫!!!!!!!!!



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