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韦某某日中午在朋友家吃饭喝了两瓶白酒，吃完饭后独自一人行至一条山路，看见被害人李某独自在放牛，并发现周围无人。韦某酒后冲动起了邪念，突然从后面抱住李某，要求与其发生性关系。
李某强烈反抗，韦某将李某拉到在地，在体力和耐力的拼搏下，醉酒的年轻小伙反被李某制服，李某立即通知家属并报警，公安人员赶来将韦某抓获。
撸多了连放牛大妈都制服不了了！
你们这些穷叼，大周末的不去追女神，来这里催更是什么心态！！！！大把大把的妹子在向你召唤！！！不趁着现在举国雾霾的好机会出门搂几个妹子？！！！怕妹子揍你？！！卧槽，这天时地利，就特么差你的人了！！！当你故意将迎面而来的妹子搂入怀中时，可以蛋蛋的说：“人潮人海中，能碰到你，这不是缘份，是雾霾。”
感受一下这位小哥的勇气！你们这些就知道撸管的鼠辈！！！
当然，这种方式有很大概率会碰到女汉子。毕竟大雾天儿的，女神基本上都在酒店里跟土豪啪啪啪了，谁特么出来瞎晃悠~~~但是努力不一定成功，不努力肯定不成功！
遇到女汉子怎么办？！小编举例说明一下，女汉子分很多种，以下还是比较文明的，她们会在语言上侮辱你。
如果遇到的是下面这样霸气的女屌。。。。你丫就从了吧！！！！
当然啦，大周末的，很多贴心的小伙伴陪着妹子去逛超市~~~~
一些机智的骚年陪着妹子去电玩城抓布偶~~~
还有些贪玩的小伙伴去网吧跟基友通宵开黑，吓得不敢回家了~~~
更有些不懂事的小伙伴在跟基友玩耍的时候不小心发现了不该发现的东西！！！
小编相信，更多的穷叼们应该是在家死宅看片撸管，对于你们这些看个毛片就是一场奋不顾身的爱情，领个快递就是一次说走就走的旅行的苦逼来说，做梦都想会有下面的事情发生！
但是！！！要是没钱还懒，就连你妈都看不起你！！！！！！！！！！！！
周末在家宅着倒也没错，但是！不能只知道看H片啊！！！感受一下最近的新闻~~~
感受到小日本的恶意了么！！！！祖国的下一代都被毁了！！！！
你们这些屌丝还天天求种！！！！居心何在！！！！
对于纯洁的小编来说，这真是太邪恶了！！！
同样也不能看脑残国产剧！！！！！智商都被拉低了好几个小数点了！！！
你们问小编看什么？像小编这种惊世骇俗，风流倜傥的翩翩公子，自然不能跟你们这些穷叼一般见识，即使去网吧，小编也是那黑夜里的萤火虫，田野里的金龟子一般耀眼，出众，不拘一格，亮瞎你们24K钛合金狗眼！！！
虽然国产剧如今已经无药可救，但是小编还是发现了一枚明珠！其中错综繁杂的人物关系，出神入化的泡妞技巧，返璞归真的造型设计以及演员们歇斯底里的表演热情，让小编对国产剧颠覆好莱坞之路再次升起希冀。
下面容小编给你们一一详解，仔细感受一番~~~~~
欧克，由于篇幅问题咱们就此打住，如果想继续学习探讨的小伙伴自己去优酷看吧~~~~
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之前有小伙伴问过小编，说有女朋友了，但是还是会喜欢其他妹子，对于这种吃着碗里瞧着锅里的无节操骚年，小编当时也是强烈批判加谆谆教导！还有些小伙伴呢？害怕找了女朋友之后，万一遇到更好的，更喜欢的怎么办？刚好今天在网上看到这篇文章，分享一下，言简意赅，意义深远。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
