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【美国遗传学家:人类是公猪与母猩猩杂交的产物】据每日邮报,乔治亚大学遗传学家麦卡锡认为:人类是由公猪跟母黑猩猩杂交而成;人类除了与猩猩存在很多相似特征外,其他特征“皮肤无毛,皮下脂肪,眼珠较浅色,鼻子突出浓密睫毛”等都和猪相似。
八戒,你跟悟空都干了些什么!!!!
呀吼吼吼吼吼~~~ 恰逢周五,举国欢庆的好日子!每天早晨浑身都在和起床抗争,困乏不已,只有一个部位精神百倍。然而它却是今天唯一不需要努力工作的!!!在这里请为那些木有周末的搬砖屌丝们默哀一秒钟。


昨天拇指菇凉给小编看了微博爆火的“麻麻再打我一次”,小编觉得你们实在是太禽兽了!小姑娘多可怜!作业这么多,长得这么丑,家里这么穷,还要被你们百般玩弄,沦为茶余饭后调侃的对象!对你们这些没素质没道德没同情心的无节操人士,小编只想说:代表月亮消灭你!!!



因为小姑娘的意外辞世,所以『妈妈再打我一次』又引入新成员啦~~~




好,玩够了,小编再给小伙伴们分享真正高大上的东东!小编每天勤勤恳恳的撒种,不晓得小伙伴们的硬盘还有空余否?!试想一下那些饱含众多老湿精华的教学视频,万一被妹子看到了,轻则身败名裂,重则孤独一生啊!!!看在你们如此诚心诚意的份儿上,小编就传授一些障眼之术!睁大你们的狗眼看清楚~~

被超越

被超越
超越
超越
超越



理论阶段的学习咱们就告一段落了,下面就是实践阶段,首先就是个人素质!就拿最简单的坐公车来说,给老奶奶老爷爷让座这种小儿科的东西咱就不再复习了, 相信小学思想品德老师已经教的差不多了。













屌丝最不能的就是45度角仰望天空,俗称装B

而女神最不能容忍的行为就是————臭屌丝又在公车喝牛奶!!!

接下来就是内涵!有人说,如果你爱上一个人到了研究星座的份儿上,那就真是没得救了。可能有些小伙伴们还不太理解,为了更加浅显易懂,小编特地百度了一下,你们感受,感受~~~




还没完呢~~~~~~~~~
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现在网上的星座段子,十个段子九个编,还有一个纯扯淡。你以为分享一些看上去清新素雅,幽怨彷徨的“星座美文”,显得自己“男神范儿”十足,实际上女神们已经被你蠢到忧伤了。还记得小编以前给小伙伴们分享的一篇文章吗?要有自己的想法和判断,星座只是利用了人的自我中心的心理以及人的多面性,另外也利用了人追求一致性的心理,再有就是行为-态度模式的影响。所以千万不要人云亦云!
最后再做一个测试,看看小伙伴们的爱情观是否正常!对待爱情,你是大方还是小气?



;欧克,这一步不晓得多少穷叼没过关。要知道,没有包容就没有未来,没有谅解就没有彼此。一味的强硬和拒绝换不来妹子的真心,这世上谁没有个过去?谁年轻时没爱过几个,贱,女,渣,男?谁又能拍着胸脯说自己一辈子只爱一个人?
在大街上你看到一个15岁的女生牵着1岁儿子的手,然后你就笑她贱,但没人知道,她在13岁那年被强暴;你笑一位肥胖的人,但你不知道,那人是因为患上严重疾病导致体重失衡;你骂一位老人丑八怪,但你不知,他是为了捍卫国家尊严而被战火毀容。你说她为何把心封闭不愿意接纳你,但你不知道,她曾经受过多少的伤。
初恋即是一生固然美好,可是现实生活并不全都是电影情节。你想象着这段恋情结束,然后“哗”的一下在字幕里写上“三年后”,你跟她在某个陌生的街角擦肩而过,彼此驻足回眸,道一声好久不见。可是骚年啊,这样的概率。。。。如果被你碰到,小编觉得你应该去买彩票而不是来看每日一贱。














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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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