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这是属于我们的荣耀,我们需要战争宣言
中国虽然大,但是没有地方可退!我们的身后就是我们家的厨房!
美利坚信访办甜党咸党豆腐脑战争硝烟弥漫。。。
甜党何在!!!
咸党你们的立场呢!!!
辣党,这个社会已经快要无视你们了!!!!
战争!!!为了我们的荣耀!!!

-甜党战争宣言-

——【甜党战争之歌】

各位!我喜欢甜豆腐脑!
各位!我很喜欢甜豆腐脑!
各位!我非常喜欢甜豆腐脑!
我喜欢砂糖甜豆腐脑!
我喜欢红糖甜豆腐脑!
我喜欢蔗糖甜豆腐脑!
我喜欢冰糖甜豆腐脑!
碗里! 杯里!
盏里! 盆里!
不锈钢饭盒中! 景德镇瓷碗中!
一切容器中的甜豆腐脑我都喜欢!
我喜欢脑花般爽滑的豆腐脑,
挥洒白糖,
伴随着沙沙声,
将豆腐脑变甜!
而当咸党被酱油咸到狂饮白水中,
再被辣椒辣成香肠嘴时,
我的心会兴奋起舞!
为此,我大甜党将组成无敌之师将咸党驱除殆尽!
我喜欢坦克兵开着虎式坦克,
用88毫米大炮,
击破咸党的坦克!
当咸党哀号着,
从燃烧的战车中飞奔而出,
又被MG42机枪扫射而亡,
这一刻我的心情,
真是无限的畅快!
我也喜欢雄壮威武的甜党们,
用刺刀尽情蹂躏咸党的队伍!
尤其是,当我看见陷入恐慌中的新兵们,
不断的反复的用刺刀,
刺入早已身亡的咸党体内时,
最令我为之感动!
抱着败北主义想法的咸党们,
被吊死在街灯上的样子,
另我忍不住一看再看!
哭号的咸党们,
随着我发出命令的手势,
在撕裂金属般的MP40冲锋枪扫射声之下,
一个一个的倒地,
这感觉真是太棒了!
还抓着小武器,
试图做无谓抵抗的可怜家伙们.
当800毫米列车炮、4.8吨榴弹将他们连同咸豆腐脑一起轰个粉碎时,
更是决定的感官享受!
各位!
我期待着战争,
一场像地狱一样的战争!
各位!
追随着我的大队战友们!
你们到底在期盼着什么?
现在,你们更想要战争了吗?
期盼一场毫不留情,
像倒掉咸豆腐脑一样的战争吗?
期望一场铁风雷雨狂吹猛打,
杀尽三千世界之咸党,
如同暴风雨一样的战争?
很好!
既然如此,那就战争吧!
我们浑身蓄积了力量,
如今,
握紧的双拳更加不能放下了!
普通的战争,
已经无法满足我们!
大战争!
我要的是一心不乱的大战争!
叫醒那些意图把我们赶进被遗忘的历史,
但现在却还在吃咸豆腐脑的人吧!
揪住他们的头发,
把他们拉出来,
帮助他们睁开眼睛想起过去!
让他们想起
曾经尝过的害怕滋味!
让他们想起
我方军靴的可怕声响!
让他们想起
天与地之间,
还是有某些事情,
是他们的哲♂学无法解释的!
我们要用一千名甜豆腐脑的战斗兵团
将咸豆腐脑烧光燃尽!
目标!
摧毁一切咸豆腐!
第二次甜党荣耀战,
开始!
出征吧!
各位!

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