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Ladies and gentlemen,

While researching the current eSim alliance structure your humble corespondent LordRahl2 has come into possession of a yet to be published article. The initial source is a senior member of the alliance currently named the "United Nations". Fortunately, I can confirm that a second source, Ciia , has confirmed this article in full. However in the interest of full disclosure it seems Ciia may have been a bit under the influence of some drug called 'tequila'. IRC log is below:
LordRahl2: President Ciia are you availible?
Ciia: Si amigo *hic*, me gusta taco-I amean ummm Don PERON
LordRahl2: Well, ok. I hear that UN will become UNO?
Ciia: si si si *hic* this is the verdado amigo

As you can see although this information has been verified, Mr. Ciia's state of mind cannot.

I will publish this article unrevised and in full. No emphasis will be added; no word unchanged; no picture tampered with.

TITLE:
[UN/UNO] OFFICIAL NAME CHANGE!

Article:
Alliance members, Friends, Collonies of the UN I bring great news!

As you know the alliance named the United Nations is made up of the following countries:
Iran
India
Indonesia
Philippines
Spain
Mexico
Taiwan
Bangladesh
China
Canada
Portugal (sorta)

The charter for our glorious alliance was to crush the United States. We assumed this would be an easy task since the USA is only a medium sized power in eSim and we could attack her from three directions. This would have allowed us to change our name immediately as we had intended. Sadly this did not work out.

Still we to change our name from the poorly thought out sucky name "UN" or "United Nations".


The name we have chosen for our alliance, from the begging is far better.
UNO. UNO of course stands for "United Nations of Oppressors."

Here is our new logo:




Our goal is of course not to free countries or to punish the USA. We seek only to conquer and oppress our neighbors who cannot resist.


Here we see the UN signing over Southern Peninsular-Malaysia to the Philippines. This is the blood for oil campaign that our oppressive brothers from the Philippines are waging with our help.
GLORY TO UNO!



Here we see our brothers seizing the North West Frontier Province to increase the oppression on the weakly citizens of Pakistan.
GLORY TO UNO!



Here we see the glorious 'peace keepers' from China keeping their boots firmly on the weak citizens of South Korea.
GLORY TO UNO!


Signed
dane
Ciia
habibsahab
jo00XD



Well that is it.

Not a great article if you ask me but hey their others were not so good either so it fits.

I am glad that UNO is being honest about who they are.

Good Night and Good Luck.
-LR2

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