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Oo side, od raka i od Chuck Norrisa
Zasto Chuck Norris spava sa upaljenim svetlom???
Ne zato sto se plasi mraka, vec sto se mrak plasi njega
Kako Chuck Norris radi zgibove???
Ne dize se on na gore, vec se zemlja spusta na dole
Chuck Norris nikad nece dobiti srcani napad.....ni njegovo srce nije dovoljno glupo da ga napadne
Chuck Norris ne nosi sat....Zato sto on odlucuje koliko je sati
Chuck Norris je tuzio seriju RED I ZAKON jer su koristili imena njegove leve i desne noge
Kada chuck norris govori svi cute i umiru
Chuck Norris igra Ruski rulet sa punim pistoljem...I uvek pobedjuje
Koja je jedina situacija kad Chuck Norris koristi dublere....Kad snima scenu u kojoj mora da place
Zasto su ljudi izmislili kola ????
Da bi pobegli od Chuck Norrisa .....nema veze Chuck Norris je izmislio sudar
Umesto kapi za oci Chuck Norris koristi Tabasko sos
Najbrzi auto na svetu ima 7 brzina....5,6 i Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ima 3 kolena...Na svakoj nozi
Kad Chuck Norris sece luk ne place on nego luk
Ko se zadnji smeje najlepse se smeje...ko se smeje Chuck Norrisu umire
Zasto u kalendaru Chuck Norrisa datum direktno ide sa 31.marta na 2. april? Niko ne pravi budalu od Chuck Norrisa
Kad Chuck Norris dize tegove tegovi postaju jaci
Chuck Norris se ne igra boga ....igranje je za decu
Chuck Norris nema celo ...To je jos jedna pesnica
Chuck Norris ne spava.....On ceka
Ne postoje lezbejke ...samo zene koje nisu upoznale Chuck Norrisa
Chuck Norris je jednom prebio prodavca obuce...preko telefona
Chuck Norris spava sa jastukom ispod pistolja
Čak Noris je već bio na Marsu, zato tamo nema života.
Jednom je Chuck Norris pobedio u Nascar trci....sa maksimalnom brzinom od 324km/h ...........bez kola
Film Alien vs. Predator je u stvari trebao da se zove Aien & Predator vs. Chuck Norris..............Ali niko ne bi platio da gleda film koji traje 2 minuta
Kada babaroga ide da spava gleda ispod kreveta i u ormaru da vidi ima li Chuck Norrisa
Chuck Norris kija otvorenih ociju
Chuck Norris ne moze da voli on samo moze da ne ubije
Deca nose pidzame sa likom supermena....supermen nosi pizdzame sa likom Chuck Norrisa
Mozda isus moze da hoda po vodi ...ali Chuck Norris moze da hoda po isusu
Chuck Norris je brojao do beskonacno.....dva puta
Chuck Norris je dobio vozacku dozvolu kad je imao 16................minuta
U zdravstvenim ustanovama smrt je zavedena pod imenom "bolest Chuck Norrisa"
Chuck Norris je jednom ucestvovao u tuci sa nozevima....i nozevi su izgubili
Oruzje ne ubija ljude. Cak Noris ubija ljude.
Za Caka ne postoji teorija evolucije. Postoji samo lista ljudi kojima dopusta da zive.
Cak Noris radi u dve brzine - Hodanje i ubijanje.
Nije Amerika pobedila Ruse. Rusi su sami odustali kad su pogledali par epizoda "Walker Texaski Rendzer".
Cak Noris je jednom za svoj rodjendan pojeo celu tortu pre nego sto su mu prijatelji stigli reci da je unutra striptizeta.
Cak Noris ne ulazi u prostoriju kroz vrata. On prolazi kroz zidove.
Cak Noris se obogatio prodavajuci svoju mokracu kao energetsko pice. To pice se zapravo zove Red Bull.
U prvom Dzurasik Park filmu, Tiranosaurus Rex nije ganjao dzipa. Cak Noris je ganjao Tiranosaus Rexa i dzipa.
Kad Cak Noris igra monopol, to se u stvarnosti odrazi na svjetsku ekonomiju.
Cak Noris ne cita knjige, on smrknuto bulji u njih dok ne dobije informacije koje mu trebaju.
Cak Noris nikad nije osvojio Academy Award za glumu… jer Cak Noris ne glumi.
Vilt Cembrlen tvrdi da je tokom svog zivota spavao sa vise od 20,000 zena. Cak Noris ovo zove “Spori Utorak.”
Cak Noris je jedini covjek koji je pobedio zid od cigle u tenisu.
Cak Noris ne cita knjige, on smrknuto bulji u njih dok ne dobije informacije koje mu trebaju.
prvom Dzurasik Park filmu, Tiranosaurus Rex nije ganjao dzipa. Cak Noris je ganjao Tiranosaus Rexa i dzipa
Nije Amerika pobedila Ruse. Rusi su sami odustali kad su pogledali par epizoda "Walker Texaski Rendzer".
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. Its creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
