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Bice i nastavak sutra u ovo doba
-Na svom sopstvenom venčanju poznaješ samo trećinu gostiju.-Na venčanju imaš minimum 350 zvanica.
-Svako venčanje počinje pesmom “Danas, majko, ženiš svoga sina”.
-Otac te naziva “idiotom” kada ne umeš da uradiš ono što i on sam ne ume.
-Više pića ima u tvom bifeu nego u kafiću na ćošku.
-Tvoj otac nosi sa sobom dovoljno novca da može da kupi auto.
-Imaš bar jednog rođaka s kojim tvoja porodica ne razgovara.
-Imaš u kući kalendar sa slikama svetaca.
-Zbijaš šale zasnovane na sopstvenoj tragediji.
-U svađi si sa kumovima.
-Imaš bar jednog rođaka koji peče svoju rakiju.
Mislis da je sve neka zavera.
-Mama te je još kao malog naučila da “promaja ubija”.
-Kod vas u kući rakija se koristi za lečenje svih bolesti, za proslave u svim prilikama i kao losion za masažu.
-Tvoja baba nikada ne prihvata činjenicu da nisi gladan.
-Kada upoznaš nekog stranca, prvo ga naučiš sve psovke.
-Tvog tatu uvek bole leđa.
-Kada si mali, za rođendan uz poklon obavezno dobiješ i čokoladu!
-Mamu konstantno moraš da uveravaš da je njena kuhinja najbolja na svetu
-Kod babe moraš da ručaš supu,sarmu, hleb,meso, rinflajš, gibanicu, pečenu papriku, krompiriće, ćufte, kiflice, pihtije i vanilice i naljutiće se ako ne pojedeš sve !!!
-Govorili su ti da će da ti poraste rep ako piješ kafu kad porastes.
- Terorisali su te babarogom.
-Kada dremaš popodne, moraš da prebaciš nešto preko stomaka.
-Tvoja mama ima sve lekove koji bi mogli da “zatrebaju”.
-Kada se isprljaš, mama ti kaže: “Stoko jedna”.
-Mama ti ne da da piješ hladnu vodu kada si znojav.
-Roditelji ti stalno govore :”…Kad sam ja bio u tvojim godinama…”
-Tvoji roditelji urlaju na telefon kada pričaju sa rođacima u inostranstvu.
-Za rođendan te vuku za uši “da porasteš”.
-Roditelji te zovu “sine” bez obzira da li si dečko ili devojčica.
-Nemaš posao, a voziš BMW.
-Udaraš po stolu i razbijaš čaše kada si pijan i veseo.
-Kada ti rečenica :”Nemoj toliko da se smeješ, plakaćeš” zvuči razumno.
-Tvoja majka svaki čas izgovara “Hvala Bogu”.
-Nedelju dana posle Slave, Božića ili Uskrsa još uvek za ručak imaš sarmu.
-Čitaš mami i tati ovaj spisak, a oni se zgražavaju i govore “Što lažeš?Nije istina”.
-Ako sediš blizu TV-a oćoraviš.
-Živiš u zemlji gde je “batina iz raja izašla”.
-Mama trči za tobom da obučeš potkošulju.
-Kada dobiješ poklone koji ti se ne sviđaju, čuvaš da daš nekome za slavu.
-DVD, video, štampač i skener su ti pokriveni folijom, da ne pada prašina.
-Tvoj otac misli da svi Kinezi imaju crni pojas.
-Na svim svadbama je isti meni: “supa, sarma, pečenje, kupus salata, torte”.
- Devojke oko tebe izgledaju kao da imaju 23, a ustvari imaju 15 godina.
-Voziš bolji auto nego tvoj otac.
-U garaži imaš oko 120 litara rakije i pola tone krša.
-Skoro svi koje poznaješ hrču.
-Tvoja baba psuje više nego ti.
-Oba tvoja roditelja su do škole morali da pešače bosi po snegu, po 5 km uzbrdo. U oba pravca. Preko kamenja…
-Tvoja mama seče hleb na kriške debljine 5cm.
-Svako ima bezbroj kumova.
-Imaš bar jednog rođaka koji je moler.
-Vekna hleba se pojede za ručak.
-Rakija se pije pre doručka – za cirkulaciju.
-Zauvek živiš sa mamom i tatom.
-Imaš vunene čarape koje ti je štrikala baba.
-Mama ti ne da sediš na betonu zbog jajnika.
-Ako si starije dete, uvek moraš da popustiš jer si pametniji.
-Kada plačeš, nije neobično da ti otac kaže:”Prestani da cmidriš,u pizdu materinu”
-Roditelji prebacuju kanal kada su scene ljubljenja na TV-u.
-Kad god su ti roditelji rekli:”Videćemo”, nije bilo ništa od toga.
Tvoji rođaci iz Hrvatske stalno se žale da nemaju para, a imali su mobilni
tri godine pre tebe, stalno putuju u inostranstvo i nose samo firmiranu garderobu.
-Kada ugledaš psa na ulici, mahinalno pokupiš neki kamen za svaki slučaj ako te napadne, čak i kada je pas visok 10 cm.
(HaHaBRE)
HVALA NA STRPLJENJU
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
