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Totally Fail! è la parodia della vecchia sigla del cartone Totally Spies! che penso che molti di voi conoscano.
Questa la dedico a te, Polonia!

Per cantarlo a ritmo, il link della canzone su youtuube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pOWE-v2BrZ0

Totally FAIL.
Totally fail, che magnifico fail!!!
Tre paesi un po' ovunque nel mondo,
Dominatrici nella loro realtà
In realtà sono fail viventi, nonostante la loro voracità.
Hanno un'aria sempre torva e triste
E in battaglia fanno mille overkill
E' egocentrica, eh, st'orribile ally!
Chi lo sa come questo trio
Riesce in una maniera simile a failà!
E' così carico di brio
Che se anche SPECTRES faila vincerà!
Che magnifico fail!!!
Senza sosta failano in giro per il mondo
Arrivando quasi sempre all'ultimo secondo
Entrano in azione con fecilità
Ne escono con grande failità!
Che magnifico fail!!!
Corrono si gettano nel mischione,
Failando quasi sempre, sgonfiandosi il cerchione,
SPECTRES ormai si burla di loro anche quando anche per loro si avvicina il fail.
E Polonia e Lituania ormai litigano assai.
Che magnifico fail!!!
Totally Fail!
Totally Fail!, che magnifico fail!!!
Sono molto in gamba se restano unite
Anche in mezzo a mille peripezie,
Oltretutto devo dire che so popolate già abbastanza per un altro babyboom!
Chi lo sa come questo trio
Che faila già a metà
E' così carico di brio
Che anche se SPECTRES faila perderà!
Che magnifiche spie!!!
Dicono vanno senza sosta a conquistare il mondo
failando quasi sempre all'ultimo secondo
E quando il Veneto volene conquistà
Del Nap se devene ricordà!!
Che magnifiche spie!!!
Corrono si gettano nel mischione
Failando quasi sempre, in qualunque situazione.
Tutti si burlano di loro anche in mezzo ai guai
E ormai Polonia e Lituania litigano assai!!!
E' tutta una per loro una ventura
Sì per loro tre!
Non ebbero mai paura,
Ma forse ora sì...
Che magnifico fail!!!
Dicono vanno senza sosta a conquistare il mondo
Failando con grande possibilità
E ne escono con grande impetuosità!
Che magnifico fail!!!
Corrono si gettano nel mischione!
Failando quasi sempre, in qualunque situazione.
Tutti ormai ridono di loro anche in mezzo ai guai
Perchè G7 è morto ormai!
Che magnifico fail!!!
Totally fail
Totally fail, ormai avemo vinto noi!!!



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