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Firstly, my exam went well yesterday, I got max points, thank you for asking.
Secondly, I recently got this really sweet compliment from a guy 'you're ok chick'. And I'm just saying, people if you want to say something nice then please do actually say something nice. If you don't wanna say anything nice then why the hell you open your mouth at all? I am talking about men-women (u know) talk.
Now on a slightly different topic:
The best pick-up line I've ever seen (it was on the Internet) was: 'You make my shikai go bankai.' Otaku fans will know. I personally laughed my ass off, but it's really risky, cause there aren't many girls of legal age who watch anime. Although little boys may have a chance to get whatever-little-boys-wanna-get-from-girls (i really hope not the same things big boys want).
Also a friend of mine once told me he got a girl interested after saying: 'you know, I take care of my pussies as good as a vet.' I'd personally be mentally damaged after that, but it did actually work as a good joke (he was lucky to meet a girl with a sense of humour).
There are no actual pick-up lines that work for sure. It's just that sometimes you get lucky and sometimes you don't. Of course you won't probably get any attention from a beautiful girl (who is aware of it) by saying: 'you have beautiful eyes'. She might fall asleep of boredom.
Also lines like: 'omg, would you look at these nails, they look sexy' are not likely to work. Unless you want to deliver the 'let's be friends, i'm gay' message.
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Answer to the previous riddle:
John gets really drunk one night. After getting hammered he goes home, opens his door and stumbles in the dark towards his bed. On his way he droppes something big that breaks like glass but doesn't give a *woohoo* and falls asleep. In the morning he wakes up, doesn't remember a thing, but the floor is wet and Mary is lying dead on the floor. Who is Mary?
Mary was his goldfish.
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Two brothers were watching a horror film on video late one night. One brother dozed off and dreamed that he was being chased by the crazy man from the movie, who was trying to kill him. In the dream, he hid in a cupboard. There was no sound except his heart pounding, and he had no idea where his crazed captor was. He was terrified! At that moment, the video finished, and his brother put his hand on the shoulder of his sleeping sibling to wake him. The shock at that tense moment was enough that the sleeping brother suffered a massive heart attack and died instantly. True or false?
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
