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3. Izdanje
VIJESTI IZ SVIJETA
Nema vijesti iz svijeta danas, jer nema ništa novo. Svi se čude, neki reporteri čak izmišljaju priče na licu mjesta, ali ne i Jutarnji Hijeroglif.
VIJESTI IZ HRVATSKE
U Hrvatskoj započeo novi trend nošenja hlača na glavi, ekonomisti su zabrinuti kako če to utjecati na lokalnu ekonomiju. A lokalni poljoprivrednici protestiraju jer je ministar poljoprivrede najavio porast cijene mlijeka zbog kako on navodi -"Hlača na glavi".
U drugom planu Zoran Milanović objavio javnosti da mu je jedna noga kraća od druge, te isto tako da nezna kako zabit gol iz jedanesterca. Ali da to nije bitno za rejting, jer navodimo "on ide na rafting svake nedelje uspješno". "Svaka mu dala" kaže Seve.
VIJESTI IZ ESIMA
Danas su izbori za sabor, večina aplikanata nestrpljivo čeka da počnu shoutat ljudima u facu prije izbora, a za vas imamo i posebni report od sabornika Kapetana Balvana, pročitajte sljedeći članak da bi ste u potpunosti shvatili kakve probleme i izazove nude nadolazeći izbori.
REPORT O NADOLAZEČIM IZBORIMA
Pera detlić se kandidirao preko PPK-a (Partije poremećenih i krvoločnih), te je obečao čiste ulice, te žrtvovanje djevica bogu tramvaja srijedom popodne. No Pera je poznat po mnogim aferama, kako od prodaje Lake Smrti - specijalističke firme za svinjokolju, pa do kontroveznih scena s Gicom i Patom Patak. Da li mu je za vjerovat ovaj put? Vi prosudite!
Zahvala saborniku Kapetan_Balvan za politički report za vrijeme ovih opasnih izbora
VIC DANA
Dvije lezbijke ušetale s krumpirom u trgovinu.
KUTAK ZA ZDRAVLJE
Novi tretman zvan Kamen Hame je poptuno obuhvatio društvenu scenu među slavnima ali i među mnogim građanima hrvatske i svijeta. Ova vježba je namjenjena za sve one koji ne stignu previše trenirati a žele ostati u formi. Ta nova i uzbudljiva vježba je toliko jednostavna i učinkovita da ju čak i priznati doktori diljem svijeta preporučuju. Vježba se sastoji od dva dijela, prvi je da stavite kamen na rame, a onda da ga maknete s ramena.
VRIJEME DANAS
Vrijeme danas je bezveze. Meteorolozi najavljuju snijeg sljedeče zime.
HOROSKOP
VAGA: Danas je vaš sretan dan, ako još niste nači čete novac ili stat u govno, ako je od medvjeda krivo ste krenuli u životu. Imate previše zdravlja, preporučujemo da pojedete jedan luk načisto. Danas čete upoznati vašu srodnu dušu u javnom wc-u ili u štaglju desno. Vaše ekonomsko stanje se poboljšava, no pazite da vam po noči patuljci ne ukradu hlače.
NAGRADNA ZAGONETKA
Današnja nagradna zagonetka je trostruko nagrađena, prvo dobit čete nož za guljenje poriluka od čistog titanijuma, i ne samo to, dobit čete također još jedan nož za guljenje poriluka i priručnik koji če vam objasniti kako oguliti poriluk.
Nagradno pitanje: Ako imate pola svinje, Pero pojede tu polovicu, koliko svinje vam ostane?
Odgovor zadržite za sebe.
Čestitamo JOXA na točnom odgovoru iz prošlog broja, da bi ste pokupili svoju nagradu odite na Dinaru te preuzmite svoj nagradni vjetar u facu.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
