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CITATFILEN

Ett helgnummer av Citatfilen för er att roa er med i väntan på nästa baltslakt, håll till godo! Citaten kommer från #sim.swe och andra svenska e-simkanaler på IRC.



<potatismosigelkott> man lever för lite som man gjorde när man var 8, potatismosigelkotten måste tillbaka för att få en bättre värld


<erskoo> Vad finns det för kraftuttryck som inte är könsord eller relaterar till någon religion?
<LeFu> Mupp? :)
<LeFu> Amöba?
<LeFu> Imbecill?
<erskoo> Nä, de där är inte kraftuttryck, de där är förolämpningar
<erskoo> "Helvete!" "Sjutton" "Jisses amalia!"
<LeFu> Dra mig baklänges på en vagn? :>


<Lobbanet> lyfter man på mina knappar så hittar man en hel nachotallrik på tagnentbordet


* lillgreve has joined #sim.swe
<Traveler> lillgreve? har vi ännu ett blåblod på våra händer?
<Traveler> som om inte lord Rahl o Greven1 var nog


<LippeN> Regnbågsfärgat skägg, synpunkter?


<SMTaishan> varför har du aktier i ett aktiebolag med en massa inaktiva aktieägare?
<SMTaishan> du kan ju inte göra nånting med den alls då
<MidoNyk> jag ahr ju aktier för försäljning det e bara att köpa
<MidoNyk> jag vet SMTaishan -.-
<MidoNyk> trodde man kunde gå runt det
<SMTaishan> aha
<MidoNyk> jag var helt ärligt tokfull på nyårsafton när jag köpte in mig i det


* Nenne är ett busfrö


<keviniman> Varför kan jag inte åka till England för?
<Greven1> hur då inte kunna åka till England?
<Greven1> har du ngn ticket då?
<daenyboi> säkert nån som gett han jobb utomlands.. .o0
<keviniman> När jag trycker på Travel så kommer det ju en spoiler med massa land man kan välja att åka till men England är inte med...
<Consigliere> United Kingdom?
<keviniman> Oj ... United Kingdow


<distler> För att minska olyckorna på vägarna, kör på trotoarerna


<itorrent> kanske menade knulla :P
<Linnew10> itorrent inte sånna ord här inne tack
<itorrent> oki


<Angrychair> Man kan inte köpa horhus eller liknande? Andra textbaserade spel har alltid såna...
<daenyboi> borde finnas
<Angrychair> Menar det
<Angrychair> Bordell
<daenyboi> så får man typ 10% buff boost vid strid 1 timma efteråt
<daenyboi> :D
<MarbleArch> Hahahaha. +1 +1 +1 :D
<Angrychair> Yes, sen en redig debuff efteråt
<daenyboi> sen borde endel användare kunna hyra ut sig som escorttjejer
<daenyboi> hahahaha
<daenyboi> sen har man liten tag på sin profil (HIV smittad) typ
<daenyboi> XD
<MarbleArch> One hour with Venus and a day with Mercurius. ;)
<Angrychair> "You got herpes and therefor cannot use Shout"
<shaggydoo> Mitt mål skulle vara att ge hela eSverige aids


<muppo> var lite sämre citat i denna måste jag säga




<Angelix> hur naket får man lägga i en tidning?
<SMTaishan> inga könsdelar och inga nipples


<MidoNyk> manliga nipples är helt ok dock.



Tack till interfusion som bidragit till detta nummer.


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